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» thea ◦ jay halstead love bot. one chicago lover. halstead brothers. upjas. mostly reblogs. primary blog. multifandom blogs: 9-1-1. | merlin. | brooklyn nine-nine. | one chicago and personal.

[jays-halstead]

hey!! since this is my primary, i’ve been seeing a lot of people following this blog when i've been liking posts from other fandoms. to avoid some confusion, here are my other dedicated blogs if you’d also like to give those a follow too!

@buckleysdiaz​ - 9-1-1 & lone star. @petersonss - julie and the phantoms.  @excalibaes​ - merlin (+ misc) (semi-active). @brotectives​ - brooklyn nine-nine (semi-active).

this blog is mostly dedicated to chicago pd, fire and med, although i don't post as much anymore so i'd recommend just going straight to the other blogs if you're looking for different content :)

(also, i’m probably going to end up gettingn blogs mixed up, so that’s why there’s going to be some cross-posting every now and again)

[lilboreddev-blog]

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

[thatblackwatchdouche-blog-blog]

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

[iceslushii]

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

[araccoonthatlikesmurder]

All the non-Amanda

[thedevorak-deactivated20201227]

source

[ginazmemeoir]

wHY DOES THIS HAVE JUST 308 NOTES???? THE ENTIRE WORLD SHOULD BE SHARING THIS. CHINA IS LITERALLY COMMITTING THE HOLOCAUST, ONLY THIS TIME ON MUSLIMS AND Y’ALL ARE SILENT?

i have 495 people following me right now, including several mutuals. i better see y’all reblogging.

[ruzek-halstead]

Jay: Based on statistical evidence, I think I’m immortal

Will: Why?

Jay: Death has yet to stick

Will: That’s… not how it works…

[ruzek-halstead]

Will: I’m not out of control! I’m a law-abiding citizen!

Jay: Really? Name one law

Will: Uhhhh…

Will: Don’t… Kill people?

Jay: That’s on me. I set the bar too low

[incorrecthalsteads]

Connor: Why is Jay always doing the laundry so loudly?

Will: To let everyone know that no one helps in this apartment.

Jay, in the distance: [slams the washing machine shut]

[incorrecthalsteads]

Jay: I’m friendly, I’m loyal, I’m energetic…

Jay: I just described a dog, didn’t I?

Will: Well yeah, but people love dogs.

[justaseer]

!!

I have an important thing to announce

Scroll past and i’ll lose every single bit of respect I ever had/would have for you, and say goodbye to possibly ever talking to me. This is the blog I have with most followers and I know people see my posts a lot here. Someone very important to me is thinking about killing themselves (and has been for quite some time), they’re a great friend of mine, I won’t be naming them. They were questioning if they should have a One Note One Day post so I offered to make one, and here it is. They’re going through a really hard time and life really isn’t doing it for them, but I don’t want them to go, I care for them a lot. This is really important. 

Tagging blogs that I think will hopefully reblog and spread this. Please, I don’t want them to go, and other friends of theirs don’t want them to either.

@snowy-dream-hideaway @proonv @leafintel @sing-singy @lonely-lgbt-writer @acidclovers @justadanganronpakinnie @shinandlux @cxmdenn @shuichi-ultimate-detective @kinmiko

[awkward-finger-guns]

YALL FUCKING BOOST THIS RN

[jakeperalta]

julie and the phantoms style appreciation → reggie in wake up and bright

+ bonus

[haileyupstead]

Jay Halstead 6x22

[officer-ruzek]

[incorrecthalsteads]

Will: Jay, you passed out after not treating a gunshot wound, do you remember anything?

Jay: I remember the ambulance

Will: Actually I carried you

Jay: Then what was the siren?

Will: I was NERVOUS

[jays-halstead]

Jay: Come here.

Will: Why?

Jay: Just come here.

Will: No, you're gonna hit me.

[haileyupstead]

Jay Halstead 6x06(part 2)

[haileyupstead]

Hailey Upton 6x06(part 2)

[one-chicago-hell]

Kim, Jay, and Kevin after going into Keltons house in the s6 finale:

[fags4springsteen]

I want to preface this by saying this is something I didn't want to have to do.

A little while ago, I was outed and told that I had to leave the house by the beginning of June. I've so far pushed it back to next Tuesday, but after that, I will be kicked out. While I do have savings, it won't last me forever, and might not even get me to a paycheck, quite frankly. I need help. If you can't donate, please reblog this, send it out, just do anything. It'll help. The link is also on my twitter @jakeisavirgin so please share it there too. Everything is going to shit, and I am desperate for help. Please, please share this and donate if you can. Thank you for reading my 4:09 a.m. rambling because I'm kinda breaking down, and thank you for sharing this if you do.

Go to paypal.me/rgabriel76 and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.