Bruce Springsteen uwu

I'm Jack, I'm back, and I am actively dying inside | 24, gay, and fucking exhausted | it/its or he/him, whatever ✌️

[dragon-in-a-fez]

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[fags4springsteen]

Sometimes I look at this blog and like. Holy shit I used to have so much time to just like things. Like I used to enjoy tv shows and shit. Haven't done that in years now tho it's kinda wild

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[turing-tested]

contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

These are the best tags

[cobblepottery]

A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

[toastybugguy]

[spicypolls]

Considering the scenario below*, what's the best option?

It screams and is horrified and begs you for mercy.

It is very vocally apathetic in a "life is so meaningless" way.

It is really, really into you eating it in a very sexual way.

Voting ended onMar 20, 2025

*From now on, ALL food you want to eat turns sentient and capable of speech upon mouth contact.

[fags4springsteen]

I have a brain aneurysm 💖

[fags4springsteen]

I'm probably aromantic but also really need a girl to be my boyfriend. Just like emotionally require this. Anyways I have a low grade fever rn lmao

[fags4springsteen]

Anyways. Thinking about how I've been single for over 4 years now 🥰 literally so nice n cool to be able to just grow for a while as a person while being alone and hopefully be a better person for myself first and foremost ❤️

[fags4springsteen]

I think I maybe forgot this app exists lmao

[firefox-official]

i get why people were criminals back in the day. if i was running from the cops in the thirties and i turned around and saw three horses and a model t id probably slow down to a light jog

[rozunderpressure]

... You... You think you can outrun a horse?

[firefox-official]

in the 1930s yeah. I did a lot of cardio

[rozunderpressure]

Back when you were around in the 1930s?

[firefox-official]

yeah back in the 1930s

[gaypolls]

Gay/bi people: How do you feel when/if you're mistaken for straight?*

I never get mistaken for straight and I have no idea how I'd feel if I did

I never get mistaken for straight but I kind of want to be

I never get mistaken for straight and I do NOT want to be

I completely hate it, it feels so wrong to be perceived like that

it's pretty annoying/confusing but I get over it soon enough

it's mildly disappointing

I have mixed feelings

it's just kinda funny to me

it's a relief even if I wouldn't have had a good reason to feel unsafe otherwise

I really like it

other

see results

Voting ended onApr 7, 2024

*by someone you're NOT trying to flirt with/be gay with, and in a situation that's reasonably safe to begin with.

[droideka-exe]

NB 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Mean 👏 Woman 👏 Lite

[hbbisenieks]

every single person who uses “nonbinary” as a stand-in for “people i consider to be women” needs to do some work on themselves, no matter their gender, sexuality, or any other marginalization

[grecoromanyaoi]

[grecoromanyaoi]

[ospreyonthemoon]

PUNIC WARS THREE

[grecoromanyaoi]

[thanook]

PUNIC WARS FOUR

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time you add another punic war to this post a time traveller goes back and makes it real for the bit

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

artistic rendition

[ceekari]

All capital letters should have a leveled-up form

So far I’ve got

ladder letters: A, E, F, H, T

humpback B’s and P’s get as many bumps as you think they need

circle O’s, you just keep spiraling in til you feel like you’ve made your point

tree letters branch into smaller versions of themselves ad nauseum: X, Y

spider Q’s, so many legs

Please add your own unsettling godtier capitals!

[catgirltoes]

New alphabet dropped!

[ceekari]

oh my god, it’s beautiful

(future handwritten notes are gonna be so wonderfully cursed now, thank you! :D )

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

well it’s going to take some getting used to, @ceekari (don’t mind the redacted letter between T and U)

But I think i’ve taken a real shine to it! 

[modmad]

recursive

So i may have done a thing in an insomnia fueled jaunt into insanity.

find an .otf of the font here

[idlnmclean]

This is how new alphabets get invented.

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[firefox-official]

I found you irl look ehe

oh my god im the same age as burgerpants. I forgot

[firefox-official]

yo this is not funny i drew this last week

[ineffable-gallimaufry]

still thinking bout that poll tbh