Eli Clark

IDENTITY V ;;Welcome to my blog! Hehe, Enjoy your stay.

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Semi-IA

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????

// do y’all still know I exist

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// i’m alive

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

[savvygunner]

[violetnpurple]

LISTEN-

[bl6ckwoman]

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

[antiandrogen]

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

father god 

[abrown16]

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

[antiandrogen]

[ethereal-sketches]

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

[britteryikes]

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Lord have mercy….

[kumasenpai]

Bye

[mf-johnson-deactivated20190605]

3 days into 2018 smh

[kwantsu]

LMAOOOOOOO

[effigyofubiquity-deactivated202]

[lizzysarai-deactivated20190109]

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

[britteryikes]

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

[thxrsdxy]

It keeps getting worse.

[e-wifey-deactivated20201128]

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

[ellsworthej]

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

My head hurts…

[skullprincess]

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

[drankinwatahmelin]

who failed yall?

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

IM SCREAMING

[lukestarkillerisgay]

[hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat]

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

[shaolinbynature]

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

[emma-d-klutz]

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

[legowerewolf]

happy New year’s eve

[prguitarman]

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

[majitowfoxlover]

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

[hurleyquinnzel]

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

[untitled42717]

Reblogging for the last one😂

[kitsumekat]

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

[alternative-memo-deactivated202]

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

[binkeljuice]

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

[hurleyquinnzel]

[mysticalpoodle]

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

[im-an-aesthetic-mess]

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

[fish-food-s]

what the actual fuck is happening

[dickplinko]

1 is an even number

[link-the-feral-anon]

I’m gonna smack you

[insert-gay-pun-queer]

-30 and -50 have an e in them

[kurlyfryz]

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

[anachronistic-cat]

Zero isn’t a number

[kurlyfryz]

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

[toaster-120]

It can??? 0/2=0??

[kurlyfryz]

[baconaxolotl101]

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

[batsdotjpg]

OD numbers huh?

[the-kleptomancer]

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

[batsdotjpg]

YOU FORGOT 5

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

[batsdotjpg]

What about it?????

[ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness]

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

[batsdotjpg]

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

[frogseyy]

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

[getinthehandbasket]

21 days away from 2020, folks.

[m-pennanti]

Please tell me I can start the new freaking decade with a post arguing about something as stupid as this. Please. 🙏

[nerdy-as-heck]

This is art at its finest

[hey-there-princey-deactivated20]

one week to 2020 dudes

[gingerlovesio]

I’m so done

[theartistformerlyknownasmma]

Im so upset that even with all the “zero is odd” “no it’s not” stuff no one bothered to point out… It doesn’t matter. Zero, 0, zEro

[thegreenpea]

But zero isn’t odd. It’s fucking the lack of a number. It’s neutral. It’s empty. There’s nothing there

[kayas-wife]

Zero is a number.

A definition of an even number is that it can be divided by 2 and the result is a whole number. Since you cannot divide zero, you cant divide it by 2 and that means that zero is an odd number.

zEro, onE, thrEE, fivE, sEvEn, ninE, ElEven, and then the suffix -teen and every other odd number in english contains the names of the numbers 1 to 9.

[endertrender]

zero is not a goddamn odd number what. even i know that and i’m not good at math. also you can divide 0 by 2, it’s 0, you literally just divide it  and you just get 0 out oh my gosh. you can’t divide by zero but you can divide zero. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parity_of_zero

https://www.britannica.com/story/is-zero-an-even-or-an-odd-number

https://www.scienceabc.com/nature/zero-odd-even.html Quote from this one “ So, technically, [zero] is even. In fact, it is the most even number there is.”

also does anybody on here ever look anything up or? this is making my brain physically hurt. christ.

[mynameismichealwithab-deactivat]

NO. NO FUCK YOU ALL WE ARE NOT BRINGING THIS SHIT INTO 2020. WHOEVER BROUGHT THIS BACK DID IT ON PURPOSE AND I WILL FUCKING HUNT YOU DOWN FOR SPORT FUCK YOU. FUCK THIS.

[natelove]

This post was an absolute train wreck and I’m cursing my followers with it

[the-hope-that-sleeps-inside-you]

Damn you

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Saving this for 2021

[midnight-spectrum-again]

@bring-us-a-rat @turning-darkness-to-light

It’s 2021

[awkward-finger-guns]

wait guys

what if we do it in spanish

uno is one and doesnt have an E in it

[infinitevoidofnoodles]

doNT YOU DARE BRING OTHER LANGUAGES INTO THIS FUCKING TRAIN WRECK OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND SLAP YOU

[awkward-finger-guns]

CINCO DOESNT HAVE AN E EITHER

[sorcery-and-stupidity]

What about 1,062,084? That doesn’t have an E

[awkward-finger-guns]

one million. and also thats even

[vanillaextractdungeon]

but we’re talking about 1,062,084, and that doesn’t have an E

[awkward-finger-guns]

onE million, sixty two thousand, Eighty four

and its EVEN

[justaseer]

// i’ve found this thread again

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Nae naes

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.... Nya..?

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// MY EYE BURSNNS SO BAD???>? EHLPQPQP@@(#*@

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

How does one gett rrid of their adhd?????

[justaseer]

// Impossible. Your mind cannot comprehend the knowledge

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

I must gain the knowledge 

[justaseer]

// You have already proven you do not have it and cannot handle it.

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

the bottles of adhd meds in the trash say otherwise

[justaseer]

// oh- well um. yehsnedbn um. tags-

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

well then

[justaseer]

// this got real deep real fast didnt it

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

sure the fuck did

[justaseer]

// daamnnn

[justaseer]

I’m sorry. Is this NSFW I don’t know//

gf is prego we like to get kinky anyways one night things get particularly saucy i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering ohshitohshitohshitohshit i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital she's still bleeding everywhere by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything he takes one look at ther and says "sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do" "WHY THE FUCK NOT???" "we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

How does one gett rrid of their adhd?????

[justaseer]

// Impossible. Your mind cannot comprehend the knowledge

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

no but seriously

[justaseer]

// You literally can’t get rid of adhd. It has been there and can’t go anywhere.

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

*le cri*

I shall be dumb and gay forever I guess

[justaseer]

// Guess so. Nothin’ wrong with it though, sadly the world decided to charge the difficulty of life to maximum

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

:’0 minecraft hardcore mode

[justaseer]

// we’re permanently stuck in survival with extra difficulties </3

[justaseer]

// I’m gonna keep saying dumb shit on IDV tags until

1. Someone complains 2. Someone visibly notices it 3. Someone actually gets confused by my extreme idiocy 4. I get hate anons from being dumb because they can’t take jokes

[ginazmemeoir]

it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

[xkuroos-deactivated20210210]

gasps

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

How does one gett rrid of their adhd?????

[justaseer]

// Impossible. Your mind cannot comprehend the knowledge

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

I must gain the knowledge 

[justaseer]

// You have already proven you do not have it and cannot handle it.

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

the bottles of adhd meds in the trash say otherwise

[justaseer]

// oh- well um. yehsnedbn um. tags-

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

well then

[justaseer]

// this got real deep real fast didnt it

[justaseer]

If you stack a lasagna on top of another lasagna, You just have one lasagna

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

How does one gett rrid of their adhd?????

[justaseer]

// Impossible. Your mind cannot comprehend the knowledge

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

I must gain the knowledge 

[justaseer]

// You have already proven you do not have it and cannot handle it.

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

the bottles of adhd meds in the trash say otherwise

[justaseer]

// oh- well um. yehsnedbn um. tags-

[c4tb0yyz-deactivated20210709]

How does one gett rrid of their adhd?????

[justaseer]

// Impossible. Your mind cannot comprehend the knowledge

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

no but seriously

[justaseer]

// You literally can’t get rid of adhd. It has been there and can’t go anywhere.

[lilfuwuthrowaway-deactivated202]

*le cri*

I shall be dumb and gay forever I guess

[justaseer]

// Guess so. Nothin’ wrong with it though, sadly the world decided to charge the difficulty of life to maximum