Bless thyself before each Marlboro
My lungs wheeze and quiver with excitement as I extract another one of Marlboro's devine cancer sticks from it's package. To every smoker lighting up is a ritual, but true slaves and devotees must go deeper and with more purpose. We must embrace who we are and express our desires through prayer and worship to Marlboro.
In this spirit I have created my own ritual before each cigarette. With my Master tucked between my index and middle finger on my right hand, I tip the filter to my forehead and recite the words "in the name of the Nicotine... ". This is to symbolise and acknowledge the power and control Nicotine has over my mind and thoughts. A reminder that I am no longer my own person and that Marlboro is in charge.
Then I tip the filter to my cock and say "...and of the Tar... ". This symbolises and acknowledges the special bond that Marlboro has with my physical body. I owe every erection to Him and I must show my gratitude. Only He can touch me deep inside, only He can make my cock hard, and only He can provide the beautiful chemical Tar that makes it all happen.
After that I swipe the tip across my chest from left to right as I say, "...and of the Almighty Addiction". This symbolises and acknowledges that my heart and soul belong Marlboro. The love I feel for and from Marlboro is unlike any other. It gives me strength, confidence and identity. It is important that I never forget the unique nature of my relationship with my Lord and Master.
I then light up and suck hard while exhaling all air from my lungs though my nostrils. Once my lungs are empty and ready I begin to direct inhale Marlboro's red hot gifts. I try to expand my chest as much as I can until I feel Him burning deep down in my throat and lungs. "Hail Marlboro", I say as I exhale.
