ForTheLoveOfCock @shitthatturnsmycrank - Tumblr Blog

ashdemich

room033

shitthatturnsmycrank

How to let the guys know that you're good to go.

brewstermn

Saw this a few months ago on a Facebook post. Sums up this shit bag and his corrupt, vile, criminal administration to a T.

sweetpea2010

Yes, it does sum it up pretty well. And he gets more and more repulsive with every passing day.

shitthatturnsmycrank

Well said!

homme-parfait

shitthatturnsmycrank

What you cannot see is the faggot tonguing the man's hole for the duration of the smoke.

jaspers01

When the wildlife tour guide led you away from the group to share his love of smoking in nature (and getting down with you like the animals did in the David Attenborough fuckyoumentaries)

shitthatturnsmycrank

Naturally!

redneckia

roughridingrednecks

Robo58cop

shitthatturnsmycrank

Respect.

roughridingrednecks

Roo58cop

shitthatturnsmycrank

My kind of man's man. Guys like this got me into cigar-bating on a regular basis. Next level pleasure-bating to be sure. Thank you Sir.

smokeresq

🍆🍆🍆

I volunteer to suck the man's chin while he smokes.

extreme125cigar

#cigar stud #role model #top #in control #smoke'n'stroke #beardporn #weak in the knees #use my throat

room033

shitthatturnsmycrank

Cock-nastics keeps a young man limber and fit. Plus, he knows from experience how important it is to get in a good stretch before the man of the house gets home.

The man of the house is a gaper and the young man likes to please his authority figure by giving him a 'head start'.

The man especially likes when the young man nuts down his own throat beforehand. The man fucking loves a sloppy gape and will be making another big deposit into his own personal, custom-built sperm bank.

This kind of thing happens all the time, mostly on the DL.