[Insert Middle Finger Here]

Could be working at Burger King spittin in your onion rings🍔🍟

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

[witchrealms]

(x)

[sheishine]

Ancient Sea Creature Diorama - Anomalocaris (Cambrian Period).

古代海洋生物ジオラマ - アノマロカリス (カンブリア紀)。

[tilthat]

TIL that Harvard professor Tom Lehrer was asked at the age of 84 by rapper 2 Chainz if he could sample his 60-year old song. Lehrer replied, “I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?”

via ift.tt

[theradioghost]

the fact that this doesn’t mention that 1. the song is called “the old dope peddler” and that 2. lehrer’s other songs range from delights like “the masochism tango” and “poisoning pigeons in the park” to a catchy theme tune for the myth of Oedipus to celebrations of plagiarism in math academia and a series of jokes about the folk song “Clementine” as written by various classical composers, not to mention The Elements Song, is unforgivable.

lehrer is also a math genius who entered Harvard at 15 and may or may not have invented the jello shot. eventually he got bored of performing music and went back to teaching math. as of May 2021 he’s 93 and still kicking around in California.

[oakenroots]

As of July, 2025, he has outlived Ozzy Osbourne and is 97 years old.

[fieldlands]

my phone is telling me about a "new single by hatsune miku!" bestie that is an instrument. this is not sufficient information. yeah man youre gonna love this theres a new song by Trombone on the charts

[phaeton-flier]

Ska fans when there's a new song by Trombone on the charts:

[four-predatory-lesbians]

starting a band rn called Trombone out of pure spite

[paintinginlife]

Hello! I made a dress from scratch for the Renaissance Faire. It took me six months to make the chemise, hoop skirt, under skirt, over skirts, French knot embroidered bodice, crown and jewelry. I am very excited to wear it this year despite how serious I look in the photos!

[jayveraa]

Serious? Dear lady, I think you meant REGAL. Sheeeesh the dedication, the vision.

[vogelpsittacines]

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

[hurricaneforcefan]

I want to apologize to @homunculus-argument for assuming their claim that pigeons can identify cancer was a shitpost.

[homunculus-argument]

As I stated earlier:

(original photo source)

[intotheweird]

[mockva]

This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

[sunsbleeding]

[wetheurban]

May you internalize that it's a privilege to know you, to love you, and to experience your energy.

[markwatneyandenesemble]

i was looking for writing prompts and came across what is now the funniest thing ive ever seen

[theconqueeror]

this is why all the dystopian novels are set in the US with no mention of the rest of the world. everyone else just moves on while y'all still have hunger games and factions and whatnot

[jayveraa]

Factions? Honey.. that’s just segregation. Lolololol.

[anxietyproblem]

[wolfiedevout]

ganas de: cariñitos

[jayveraa]

Con un lado de: besitos

[vexheart]

[qadarpriestress]

The older I get, the more I appreciate slowness. Slow mornings, slow burn dating, slow days, slow music, slow conversations.

[vibrantvoid]

“Allow shame to find no home in your posture, in your dances, in your aura, in your lovemaking, in your lovemaking sounds, in your dreaming spaces, in your every single desire.”

— India Ame’ye, Author (via eatmangoesnekkid)