[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[arctasy]

when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed

[depsidase]

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[willow-s-linda]

Felt like doing something picture book like.

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

me and my mutuals reblogging tumblr posts

[sweatermuppet]

[sitting completely still in my own bed] this world is gutting me like a fish

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[hiveswap]

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

[hiveswap]

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

[galactic-mystics-writes]

"Old friend" (we were friends once.)

"Old friend" (maybe even lovers once)

"Old friend" (you say it so softly with too much knowing in your voice.)

"Old friend" (who left first? I dont remember now)

"Old friend" (the only thing i do remember)

"Old friend" (is that love doesnt really die)

"Old friend" (but it does rot)

[renstrapp]

fifteen years ago i was a teaboo here on this very website, and well, i think you should know i'm going to london for the first time in october for MCM and i just might wear denim shorts with tights and an infinity scarf and a big jumper (sweater for you yankees) and pose with my toes pointed together while holding a cup of tea and then they'll kick me out of the country

[oddandalarmingsexualfeelings]

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

[virgoboy]

i think m.i.a. going full maga makes paper planes the most bittersweet song of the 21st century. listening to it feels like the death of optimism

[traitor]

there’s always those 3 or 4 mutuals that always like and reblog ur stuff and i just wanna say thanks and stay cool

[bbcwhereareyou]

@colorschanging Look at this! (x)

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor