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When not ranting about the evils of today’s society, Jay works as a writer. Also, retired UT advisor.

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Get over those Monday blahs with 100 pages of satire, parody and strange antics as Zachary Hardiman comes face to face with the weirdness of American culture in SEX and the AMERICAN MALE.

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“Close your eyes,” Sergeant Beatty said. “Imagine that you’re in a thick jungle, late at night. Ya can’t see nothin’, not even the tree a few feet in front of you. Now, hold it to your chest.” He paused to make sure his students were doing as instructed, then continued. “If you can rock it easily from side to side, you’re holding that sucker backwards! “

“And let me tell you, if you don’t do this little check, and set it up not knowing for sure, well, when you detonate that mother, you’ll know you set it up facing your position, and you and all your buddies will never get another chance to stick your little peckers in your lovers’ cunts again. ‘Cause when this demon goes off, it sends a deadly barrage of small ball bearings heading your way. And those little pellets will tear through your soft skin like a needle through cotton.”

From TAX BREAK by Jay Williams The main character is listening to his sergeant talk about the Claymore Mine. . Still just 99¢ at

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“And the Humongous Motor Corporations of America saw that the women of this country wanted a vehicle that they would be proud to ride with their upwardly-mobile partners as they scale the summit of American independence and freedom.

They built a car that all Americans can shout from the mountains in pride and triumph: “Yes, America is Great! We are invincible! We shall rule the roads and byways!””

From SEX and the AMERICAN MALE in which a car salesman (who offers a free American flag decal with each sale) goes into a long patriotic speech while trying to convince the main character to buy an expensive car.

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"To a writer, a bar is the most important place in his life—after the desk his typewriter sits on."

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Stimulating Satire;

Rousing Humor;

A quicky (to read);

But sadly, no Sex.

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