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Make it a beautiful one regardless of how it starts!
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“Do not unsheath me without reason,
Do not hold me without worthiness"
Extreme Self Isolation by Christopher Downes, published in The Mercury Newspaper March 17, 2020.
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Indoor activities you can do :)
Draw
Knitt
Cook/ bake
Play video games or a fun board game
Learn something new
Binge a tv show or movie
Read
Feel free to add more and stay safe :)
Meditate meditate meditate!!! I urge you please do not waste this opportunity 🙇♂️🔮
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I'm shocked and appalled at everyone freaking out, but this is my daily life for years now 🤣🤣🤣 Been busy avoiding the mindless masses🤔🧐
“You realize your dietary requirements will get you killed in a survivalist context right?”
Buddy, I live every day in a body that’s trying to kill me, your weak ass prepper doomsday shit has no idea about what it means to survive.
Go be a mediocre sack of dicks somewhere else.
I will never understand why anyone thinks popping up in the inbox of chronically ill/disabled people to say “HEY! YOU’RE DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE IN THE APOCALYPSE BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EAT PALM OIL/NEED TO USE A WHEELCHAIR” is in any way a useful or helpful thing to do
It validates their own supercilious sense of self-worth and divorces them from the reality that while I might be well and truly fucked come the apocalypse, so are they. See you in hell, assholes. I’ll save you a seat.
If you somehow do wind up in Hell, I'd bet you'll be the one holding the pitchfork.
Ah, I see we’ve looped back round to the old adage “heaven doesn’t want me and hell is afraid I’ll take over” explanation as to why I’m still around.
Buddy, if anyone is likely to survive, it's gonna be the person who needs to choose, every fucking day, whether or not to get out of bed. That type of ingrained bone-deep stubborn can conquer anything, even if it's slower than your adrenaline-junkie entertainment considers useful.
“I am getting out of this bed even though I will scream my way through the process” will always trump “I’m totally apocalypse-prepped!” because the Apocalypse is easy shit in comparison.
Ok so I used to be involved in a post-apocalypse horror LARP that was basically 48 hours in the woods with zombies (which, though not anywhere near on par with actual disasters, was a vibe where you could be murdered in your bed at 4am, kidnapped and exploded, or randomly hunted for sport) And from just my own personal experience I learned:
- if you’re used to doing low-spoons Depression Meals you’re already used to surviving on apocalypse “eat whatever you can carry” rations
- if you’re already used to always pushing through pain most minor injuries won’t even spoil your mood
- anxiety makes a person an Incredibly Effective Lookout (Nothing ever got the jump on me)
- if you’re fighting depression you’re already used to spitting in the face of despair so staring down “impossible odds” kinda just feels like Tuesday
- folks who Make Things are the true backbone of society
- fighters are a dime a dozen but someone who knows how to care for the injured / accommodate disability is literally freakin irreplaceable
- you don’t have to be “~uSeFuL~” for folks to find you worth saving
- The people who survive are the people who care about people
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Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.
So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.
One of the other reasons why they gave cats to each other was for their valuable skills as mousers. Cats were able to control rodent populations around their properties.
Also, Norse myths are thought to have the earliest literary descriptions of the Norwegian Forest Cat. They were described as large, strong cats that drew Freya’s chariot and were so heavy that not even Thor, God of Thunder, could lift them from the floor. (Source)
They kinda live up to the legend, too. Your average Norwegian Forest Cat is twenty pounds of solid muscle, with claws large and strong enough to climb solid rock. They’ve been known to attack bears when defending their territory. And yet they’re one of the cuddliest breeds out there, particularly noted for being patient with small children.
I have a Norwegian mix, and can attest that she is the cuddliest cat but also insane enough to try and fight a bear.
Viking cats “FIGHT ME”
Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, still could not lift this cat.
I always love it when this post comes round because a) giant kitties who Thor can’t lift and b) that picture omg boar riding and flower throwing is a good thing
I’m sad no one drew Thor trying to pick up a cat and the cat just does The Thing™️
There’s actually a Norse myth about Thor being challenged by a giant to lift his very large cat but he can’t because it’s really heavy and it does in fact do The Thing. Turns out, the cat is actually Jormungand, a giant snake that encircles the earth.
Here’s a link to the myth.
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