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Made a new account because of Reasons

Message me if you want the URL

This is the last time I'm reblogging this and also probably the last post to this account.

I've taken the liberty of unfollowing everyone that I'd been following here, so that I won't be an inactive blog clogging up their numbers.

Anyway, I think that's all. If you want the URL, message me here or on skype.

oceanflowerbird

I become attached to people I shouldn’t. I distance myself from the people who matter. I am bad with people. I am good at being alone. But I hate being lonely.

P.P. (via hetheria)

#last post

gokishi-blog

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

soupcowboy

write a book

mistyfairytale

swansoftest

friends with nice hair s

rocketroar-blog

so basically

fatali-morte-blog

who is going to write the starter

anicent roleplay proverb (via fatali-morte)

#what do you want to RP? i dont know what do you want to RP? i dont know what do you want to RP?

(via mvmarcz)

#roleplay #this is it this is me

babybowsers-remade-deactivated2

cute facts about big cats!! (with links!)

lions can’t purr, but when they are cubs they sound like little puppies!

tigers have a happy sound called a chuff!

mountain lions make whistling/chirping noises!

a lynx makes a kind of barking noise!

cougars can purr and make little squeaking noises!

cheetahs purr like house cats!

lindsaygifs

my-killz-deactivated20170101

The whole world has been against her. She’s become more of a punch line than a celebrity. Instead of celebrating with Lindsay about the small victories as you should with any type of addict (my step father was an alcoholic for 10 years) people have joked about how she can’t do it. I would cry too if someone finally told me to celebrate after spending so long being a joke.

#substance abuse #lindsey lohan

shortvideosandstuff

parkitandrecit-deactivated20180

these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.

misterjosephstalinonthedrums

are you fucking kidding me

quartetcontent

SHE LIKE FLASHES HER CLAWS IN THE FIRST GIF LIKE BITCH STEP BACK

setbabiesonfire

This is the best thing ever. It won the internet. Congrats.

dollsahoy

I dunno how many times I’ve seen this, but this is the first time I’ve noticed that she has actual kittens, too.

mothgoggles-deactivated20210706

DUCKIESSSSSSS

#animals

nemesismess

When you, on occasion, hear a song and realize it’s a song you’ve been trying to find for months or years

mouseychuu

you guys know what’s better than yaoi hands

PROSTHETIC YAOI HANDS

#what the hickle heckle

queerbot22

Wow Google, thank you for the stunning support! The effort you put into representing this cause is fantastic! Like, wow, this doesn’t even compare to what you did for the DW 50th!

breefolk-hates-staff

Word.

405blazeitt

The Google Doodle usually depicts holidays, fun anniversaries, and exciting events. More serious causes, like remembering 9/11, anti-abuse, and cancer awareness, are represented in a solemn manner with a ribbon at the bottom of the page. The ribbon is a more respectful way for Google to show support than plastering it on every page in the form of a novelty “doodle,” especially when it may be triggering to some Google users.

kaarevs

THANK YOU

shinrinyokus

when someone writes something for you

when someone draws something for you

when someone takes time out of their own life to do something to make you happy

woodywombpecker

Uromastyx likes her belly rubbed

anderswasrightt

this is a fucking lizard getting her belly rubbed if you don’t think that’s the cutest shit then get out of my blog

ragingconservative007-deactivat

LOOK AT ITS LIL ARMS FLAPPING AWWWWWWWW

chaostearkitsune

This animal is not happy! ): This is a panic/defence mechanism, this is probably really freaking the poor thing out. i’ve seen multiple reblogs of this post informing people of that, so I thought I’d let you know.

flunafloon

This is a Uromastyx, their defence mechanism is to INFLATE their bodies and move them as if they were “belly dancing” as they release air through their mouths letting a “haaaaaaaaaaaah” kind of sound until you leave them alone. If you don’t they’ll HIT you with their spiky tail.

This Uromastyx is exposing its belly on their own will, what it’s doing first is smell the hand to see if it’s someone they know. Since it is (remember the belly is the most vulnerable part of their body) and knows the person won’t harm them, it exposes the belly for the rubs.

And I talk from experience, I have an Uromastyx Acanthinura. It took me forever to get mine to trust me enough to allow me pet him and let me pick him up (and then teach him that my mum (he used to react aggressively towards her presence just by smelling her hand) that my mum was to be trusted).

TDLR; the Uromastyx in the gif trusts their owner and allows the owner to rub the belly, that isn’t how Uromastyx defend themselves