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#I’d trust them

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

haonqq

ALL OF THEM

ahsadler

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

FINE! I'll do it myself

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer

I see it is once again August 😮‍💨

wooteena

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

offishly

Imagine an empty storefront. Some business that closed years ago. The building stands empty, unused for literal months. And then boom. Fall comes around and there’s a Spirit Halloween. There’s no escape.

what the fuck 😁

Yeah this is a thing

Are you serious

Yes and they are divine gifts of beauty and cheap plastic lawn decorations.

cheeseanonioncrisps

… I honestly assumed that the existence of Halloween stores was just a running joke in American TV shows.

what-even-is-thiss

No they’re very real

onepersonfriendgroup

Can confirm this phenomenon also occurs in Canada

fan-enby-anonymous

It’s fun

what-even-is-thiss

Oh, it’s a blast.

moonybyte

Wait, so during non-halloween they are just empty? Like, they don’t switch between seasonal decorations (like christmas, easter, etc), they just…close and wait for next year???

strawberrydragon

Yeah, it’s not a permanent store. A company will rent an empty building for the 2-3 months before halloween, sell halloween stuff, and then clean everything up and disappear until the following year. And they’ll usually set up in different buildings from year to year. They just find any good-sized empty store space that will give them a cheap, short-term lease.

It’s so temporary that the halloween stores don’t even have a real sign, they just hang up a banner outside:

wheeled-jack

So you’re telling me that every year for a month or two the Spirit of Halloween possesses a dead building then disappears?

velvety-vixen

that is exactly what we’re telling you

dear-ao3

and! the spirit halloween franchise is owned by spencers!!!

dankmemeuniversity

oreo-pudding

wheres-lostboy

Okay so it’s actually better than that and I’m so excited to talk about it

When you cover an ant in that “dead” chemical it doesn’t exactly haul itself over to the ant graveyard

Rather, it gets carried there (literally mobbed lmao) by any of the ants around it - cuz they think it’s dead - and the ant just…. Doesn’t fight back. It’s still moving and everything while it’s being carried it just basically goes “oh shit I’m dead? Okay” and then when the rest of the ants leave it at the graveyard it just chills out there until the chemical wears off and then it rejoins the colony like business as usual.

Literally I’m alive but I’m dead

victor-the-gay-bitch

this is literally a scene from monty python

sinnerenjoyer-deactivated202605

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

teaboot

beg for your life, tennis boy

kazieka

so I started a new anxiety medication this past week and so far it’s been going very well except that I have extremely vivid dreams and apparently sleep texting. I seem to have sent this at 3am and i have no memory of it

but i am Right

the-spiciest-of-times

okay this reminded me. i’m disabled and i’ve gone to the hospital a lot and one time in college during finals season i had to write my professor an email excusing my absence but the dilauded kicked in and well

i was not born in 1998

vaspider

I have been absolutely LOSING IT at "hurbubeudb" for like 10 minutes and my wife is asleep next to me and I'm trying SO HARD not to wake her up but I can't stop "hurbubeudb"