Jazzy Jaye💞

Where the sad gal hours nevah stop 🤪

[stormwaterwitch]

Rabbits Rabbits Rabbits

Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

[rose-bleu]

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[ladyofthefanart]

Find your REAL Angel name

• First two letters of your last name • First vowel of your first name • Third letter of your middle name (or parent’s first name if you don’t have a middle name • Last consonant of your last name • Add IEL or EL to the end!

[cisphobicspock]

I’m fucking Flargel

[clint-ftm-barton]

Huesriel

[kaijuno]

PEENKEL I HATE EVERYTHING

[minerva-draws]

Crirsel

[shadovvlurking]

neanliel

[fuckitidkwhat-deactivated202006]

Mualriel

[jazzy-jaye]

Smethiel -.-

[chrissongzzz]

Don’t worry Bro , Black Tumblr got you and your Sister.✊🏿

Can we find her a donor please ✊🏿🙏🏿

[chrissongzzz]

I just spoke to the BROTHER Y’all now Please Reblog This 

LINK -https://join.bethematch.org/savingshaunise

[dreamshappenhere]

We gonna save Shaunise or we gonna bullshit?

[treetopblueberries]

RB WHETHER UR BLACK OR NOT, HELP SOMEONE OUT!

[catchymemes]

If Brand Names Were Anime Characters

Credit: @sillvi_illustrations

[viostormcaller]

This went from normal to oddly dark to normal again, gave me whiplash

[guillotinedream]

Is the artist ok…?

[softlenaluthor]

[ohmylegz]

*stares collective in black confusion*

[ghostgloss]

concept

[ayynick-deactivated20180606]

me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)

my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?

me: drops my crystalline wineglass

[sofakeitsfox]

Remember when every girl wanted this phone

[xoellle-deactivated20190624]

yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block

[grantairefanclub-remade]

why are there bruises on my knees

[egberts]

i snuck into your house while you were sleeping and used one of those doctor reflex tester hammers to beat the shit out of your knees specifically

[dualdestinies-archive-deactivat]

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

[that70sshowofficial]

[bitchycode]

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

[shegotmefvcked-deactivated20180]

feel this on a spiritual level

[ruthbambi]

when your parents try to give you fashion advice

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[sandinlungs-blog]

[greatpostsonline-deactivated201]

lovecraft and his cat n-…

nnnnn-…

ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

this is a picture of HP lovecraft with his cat

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

what was his name

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

oh no

[sighinastorm]

[snowie-skyes]

WHAT WAS HIS NAME?

[snowie-skyes]

OH NO!

[sillylovingpupper]

What was the cats name?

[sillylovingpupper]

Oh

Oh dear.

[the-quasar-hero]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

It can’t be that bad.

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

Okay it was that bad

[askiathedickhead]

This was legit one of the funniest posts on tumblr. Not child bearing hips funny but up there