SENTENCE MEME ⟶ FINAL SPACE / 1.01
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“The outcome was never in our favor.”
“What are my chances of getting out of this mess?”
“You will pass the point of recovery in 10 minutes.”
“You are also leaking O2.”
“I would have went with red, or a periwinkle, even an eggnog.”
“I don’t even know if that’s a color, but good lord, now I just want eggnog.”
“The rate of the leak will render you lifeless in nine minutes.”
“You are really buttering me up with fantastic news.”
“There is no foreseeable outcome where you survive.”
“That was a bit harder than normal.”
“You want to play? I need somebody to play with.”
“That sack of wet turds can’t even eat cookies.”
“I hate [name] so painfully.”
“They’re the blight of my life.”
“If you take a cookie, I will be forced to add one full day to your sentence.”
“I’ve explained this to you every day for the past five years.”
“Sounds vaguely familiar.”
“When I met you that day, I knew you were it.”
“I’m gonna break your knees.”
“Who is the muy bueno super spicy lady?”
“Actually, I’m pretty freaking high up in the command chain.”
“I can’t get any closer to your face, dude.”
“Now to be as smooth as… uh, um.”
“First time I got a girl’s number before I even said hey.”
“I like a girl with a lot of phones.”
“This is the solution to an internal inconsistency in the constant that’s never been solved because, until now, no one realized it was a problem.”
“Speaking of problems, maybe you should leave before you become one.”
“I could buy you a drink. Let’s get wild.”
“You’ve moving at cheetah speeds.”
“I’m your deep space insanity avoidance companion.”
“The good news is that I only have a week left to my sentence aboard this pathetic rat’s nest.”
“By any chance, is it still Thursday?”
“It’s been Thursday for the last 72 hours.”
“It’s an alien on my face!”
“You’re not a face-eater, you’re a face-hugger.”
“I need a face-hugger in my life.”
“You remind me of a friend I used to have a long time ago.”
“You don’t by chance speak real words, do you?”
“I would never lie to you.”
“You know, it’s just–– I’m sorry, you’re just so small!”
“The less he knows about you the better.”
“I hide there sometimes.”
“I’m like a mattress ghost.”
“Why does that suck so hard?”
“I like to hide from myself by putting underwear on the circumference of my head.”
“Why has it turned into a silent dance rave?”
“Twist my nipples rough.”
“You must find out if they play cards.”
“For your own safety, you must remain in the commissary.”
“We get our first visitors in five years and I can’t mingle with them?”
“You can’t just phantom up on me like that.”
“Don’t worry about me, I am helping.”
“You did something right!”
“You processed horrendous mess of wires.”
“Who the freak is this guy?”
“I believe they want the alien you’re hiding in your backpack.”
“I don’t know what you’re referring to.”
“You mean my underpants caddy?”
“We should comply with their wishes.”
“I kind of was starting to like this little guy.”
“We are not equipped to face this threat.”
“I’m a raging sack of walnuts.”
“I seriously question your use of ‘may have’.”
“Formulate me up some solutions.”
“I do have a solution with a 33% chance of success.”
“Your lack of confidence is positively depressing.”
“You were dead. For five minutes.”
“Thank you for saving my life.”
“I only have one thing to say to you.”
“Just don’t walk up on somebody like that!”
“I’m gonna crap my pants.”
“I thought you were a baby ghost or a ghost baby or something in between the ghost baby spectrum.”
“You really know how to sling the zingers.”
“You’re oblivious to this thing, aren’t you.”
“Wherever you go, he’ll find you.”
“Call me that again and I’ll kill you.”
“I’ve never socialized with a cat-man before.”
“You’re not gonna do that, right? Otherwise, we’re gonna have problems.”
“As long as I draw breath and you provide me with copious amounts of adventure, I will be there for you.”
“I’ll let you be my sidekick and such.”
“You displayed a quality I hadn’t seen in you previously.”
“Now to eat the fruits of my greatness.”
“Don’t mind me, I’m just floating this way.”