HOW TO TELL IF YOUR M3TH IS GOOD, BAD, OR GARBAGE....
(Thank @melbourneclouds for this awesome post)
as of late there have been numerous questions asking about how to tell if the shit is good , or even real, and how to test it.
First things first, if you have to ask yourself , is this shit anygood after doing some , then it aint .
after a couple of hits out of the glass pipe , you should feel very good and energized, and not having the desire to refill the pipe, good shit will get you busy doing something other than smoking up your sack.
a little good meth goes a long way
if you do some , and you feel more tired than before , then it aint real.
Bleach Test: pour liquid bleach into a glass , a couple of ounces is all you need, drop a small amount of your product into the glass with the bleach in it.
and watch what happens, if its real , the speed will start dancing around, it will dart around for a few seconds, and after a few minutes or less , small oily spots will form on top of the bleach !!!
if it sinks to the bottom without dart around first, guess what? it aint real.
The smoke test: when blowing out a hit, the smoke should come straight out of your mouth and clouds that are long streams, like a rainbow .
If the smoke exhaled , come out and stays close to you and goes sideways and in circles to the left and right , it is not a good sign.
The nasal test: Real meth will burn your nose when snorted, so much that tears could form in your eyes, some call it the donkey kick, it feels that bad.
which is good!!
no burn or very little burn is a bad sign.
The magnification test: Look at your product under some magnification, it should all look the same as far as color and texture , the shards should be rigid, un-even , rough edges.
the color should be pretty clear or transparent , mostly but not 100%
Cloudy rocks are another bad sign.
If the edges are smooth and straight kinda uniformed shape , bad sign!!
Meth should not look wet, if it looks wet or kinda oily and easy to break apart, Bad Sign.
The pipe test: if your pookie ( glass pipe ) turns dark inside the bubble after smoking some , Bad
if it just burns away quickly , no good!!!
real meth will re crystalize , quickly and clear or at least white, and it should start forming a pattern of lines, like spokes on a bicycle.
if brown spots form instead of lines, guess what , yep bad.
Real meth will smoke easy, and you cant really fuck it up , on the other hand fake shit will run away from the flame and will be hard to smoke , bad shit will run up the side and wont stay on the bottom of the bubble.
real stuff will stay in one spot .
I hope this helps, a lot of bullshit is being sold as meth, do not fall into this trap, buying it is worse than throwing your money away, it far worse because the effects of smoking fake dope are horrible, it causes depression, fatigue, a feeling of worthlessness, and then you are in a bad funk, worse than you felt prior , becarefull and dont be affraid to tell your conection NO!
thats the only way to keep dealers straight, because time and time again , they will sell you good shit at first, then as you become a loyal customer they will start giving you adulterated shit, and if you dont speak up and complain, they know you dont know good from bad and the shit will always be fucked up from then on.
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