Lair of the Joob

Female | College Student | Dog Lover | 20 | in cahoots w/ ♡♡♡♡ untitledandunrestricted ♡♡♡♡

[animedads-deactivated20210108]

it’s “Dark Soul,” the famous protagonist of the hit franchise, Dark Souls! known for his famous quotes: “everything is darkest before the soul” and “every soul has its dark”

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[that-twink-over-there]

The Invader Zim laugh SENT ME

[teenscoolest]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

im screaming at this list of sayings my dad made up??

[so1987-deactivated20230102]

i make up stuff like this all the time

[egberts]

just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated

[egberts]

update 1: heabvy

[egberts]

update 2: confy

[slingbees]

the most relieving thing to ever happen in the naruto anime is when Jiraiya puts his clothes back on and the innermost layer makes a clinking noise, finally reassuring you that people in the naruto universe are wearing light armor and not fishnets

[narutofashion]

I’m sorry WHAT. I thought they were fishnets?? have I been wrong all this time?!

[biuzumaki]

its been stated in numerous info books and such that the standard ninja gear includes lightweight chainmail. it IS mesh, but its a mesh constructed from metal wiring for flexible protection.

[narutofashion]

this blows my mind, I had no idea. like I don’t think y'all understand just how shocked I am about this

[tigerdragon1001]

[hotrodzandpinups]

[bacon-radio-deactivated20160622]

What?

[weirdness-is-good]

DRINK DR. NUT

IT’S DELICIOUS!!!

[reciperadar]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[starstrk-suggestion-blog]

laughing together with someone you like having around is probably the most purest form of happiness

[dicaeopolis]

so that mcelroys home video compilation

[rootmode]

fools, absolute idiots: if you say “i love you” too often it loses its meaning

me, sending my 87th “i love you” of the day to my friend: on the contrary i mean it more each time

[ciryes]

[fishstickks]

I’m so brain dead wtf is this

[anxiouscoffeegoblin]

I fucking hate all of you

[partytilfajr]

“Opposites attract” should be reserved for like “she’s messy and he’s neat!” Not like “she’s supportive and he’s a soul-sucking toxic person!”

[spiritualsun]

I have never reblogged anything so fast

[cloudcuckoolander527]

Opposites attract should be reserved for the Jake and Amy’s of the world not the Ross and Rachel’s. 

[killowave]

[renardtrickster]

Sometimes good posts are made by annoying people so I’ll help out

These are Safe Shorts. They were made by Sandra Seilz after someone attempted to rape her. If the fabric is torn, an alarm will be sounded.

This is the Rape-aXe, invented by a South African doctor by the name of  Sonnet Ehlers. After interviewing a rape victim who wished she had teeth down there, she made this. If someone’s penis is inserted and pulled back out, the teeth will sink in, and can only be removed by a doctor.

The Killer Tampon (couldn’t find a site for it), made by retired anaesthetist Jaap Haumann. When penetration takes place, the sharp end will slice the offending appendage.

The Anti-Rape Belt (also couldn’t find a site), made by a group of Swedish teenagers led by Nadja Björk. It requires two hands to undo.

Anti-Rape Underwear/Bra (once again), as made by a group of Indian students. Will deliver an electric shock when met with unwanted advances, as well as sounding an alarm.

Undercover Colours. Made by 4 male undergraduates at North Carolina U, they change colours when in contact with chemicals or drugs that cause unconsciousness. Used in case you’re wary that your drink has been roofied.

These are just tools to help, but in addition to being mindful of your situations and staying safe, they can help when the worst happens.

Stay safe.

[sabakunogaaraai]

ok, those are all kind of awesome. i wish they weren’t needed, bit still…awesome solutions.

[toothmuncher3000]

I feel more comfortable reblogging this version

[fawkyou-deactivated20190309]

RapeAxe has a gofund me up that barely has 700 dollars. I feel like the inventions that havent even been funded yet should be linked to the page you can support them at.

[babylonqaf]

RapeAxe- website which links their gofundme

[leaper182]

As of this reblog, Rape-aXe needs to raise $308,537. If you can’t help fund it, please reblog?

[the-unlucky-thirteen]

Despite the fact that I occasionally compulsively overshare, people somehow still manage to know nothing about me