[un-euph0ric]

[xkristea]

[oppa-homeless-style]

[consumeconsume]

[quiquefoyo]

Hey Tumblr, this is an important picture to me. It’s from a play from Veracruz, named Rosalba y los Llaveros, written by author Emilio Carballido. ✨

[michaeljruocco]

I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.

[suzie-guru]

FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. 

When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =)  

[chaos--themralds]

THAT’S AWESOME Also I love the push of the table it’s so extra it’s great

[welltonight]

Darren Criss | Hedwig And The Angry Inch songs

[jeamworld]

teacher: does anyone know what year the Berlin wall went up?

me: on August 13, 1961 a wall was erected down the middle of the city of Berlin. The world was divided my a cold war and the Berlin wall was the most hated symbol of that divide. Reviled, graffitied, spit upon, we thought the wall would stand forever, but now that it's gone, we don't know who we are anymore. Ladies and gentlemen, Hedwig is like that wall; standing before you in the divide between East and West, slavery and freedom, man and woman, top and bottom. And you can try and tear her down, but before you do, you must remember one thing

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[ilysmbutno]

Remember him?

[goldennprincess-deactivated2013]

Reblog and click on the picture.

Why, hello Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya Delarosa Ramirez

Damn <3 

[dementorkissmycooch]

jeeezus

[nykdivinexo-blog-blog]

Oh My :3 <3 <3 <3

[chacaleschiapas]

Hcg

[jeamworld]

Me alegra que tu corazón, tus ojos, tu estómago, tus manos, tu cerebro y todo con lo que me amaste un día, puedan seguir amando.

@alitzelmelgarejo

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

people keep saying “go big or go home” as if going home doesn’t sound like the best idea ever?? hell yeah i wanna go home, and i’m gonna take a nap when i get there

[jeamworld]

Pélame la papa, le dije al papa; y el papa me la pela, me pela la papa.

Plancarte, Liliana Felipe

[jeamworld]

De todo lo que miras hay más vídeos de nalgas que brincan, que cosas que motivan, que levantan y que guían.

"Dulce Veneno" - Lila Downs

[jeamworld]

Lotería

1er. Gritón: ¡Córre y se va corriendo!¡Vámos chicos! De premio una maquina de cocer.

2do. Gritón: ¡Arre!

1er. Gritón: ¡Primero figuro! ¡El pájaro chiflo-mirlo!

2do. Gritón: ¡Pájaro!

1er. Gritón: ¡Ay, mamá Inés araña!

2do. Gritón: ¡Araña!

1er. Gritón: ¡Me llevó la bizca chota!

2do. Gritón: ¡Calavera!

1er. Gritón: ¡Vuela, vuela, palomita!

2do. Gritón: ¡Paloma!

Jugador 1: ¡Juega con paloma!

Jugador 2: Oiga, amigo, esa no es paloma, es lechuza.

Jugador 1: Ah, pos' de veras ¿verdá'? Si ya se me hacía muy ojona pa' paloma.

2do. Gritón: Pos' sigue ¡Y sigue corriendo!

1er. Gritón: ¡Sigue corriendo! Y garza pescuezo de riata

2do. Gritón: ¡Garza!

Jugador 2: ¡'Ora si es buena con con garza!

2do. Gritón: 'Ora si ¡Jala el número 42!¡Garza!

1er. Gritón: ¡Garza!

2do. Gritón: ¡Calavera!

1er. Gritón: ¡Calavera!

2do. Gritón: ¡Araña!

1er. Gritón: ¡Araña!

2do. Gritón: Y ¡Pájaro!

1er. Gritón: ¡Juega con pájaro!

2do. Gritón: Aquí tiene su premio, mi amigo.

Jugador 2: ¡Ya! ¿Que'sque una mugrosa olla?¿Pos' no que una máquina de coser?

2do. Gritón: ¿Pos' apoco quería que por un quintonil le diéramos una máquina de último modelo?

Jugador 2: Esto es una máquina de coser... ¡Pero de cocer frijoles!

2do. Gritón: ¡Cállese! Que a los demás no les tocó nada.

Jugador 2: ¡Oh, con el trinquete!

[jeamworld]

10 posts!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[prismatic-bell]

HERE’S THE THING THOUGH

I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click

And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”

So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is

"No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it."

I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:

"Ma’am, this is a matter of national security."

I accidentally called the director of the FBI.

My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.

[deformutilated]

[olympicairwayss]

What’s the password

[z3al]

Slither in

[cheddarpug-deactivated20190810]