[zerotian]

it's disorienting when you beat me with a shovel

[mortemain]

DOLPH LUNDGREN as Det. Jack Caine in DARK ANGEL (1990) alternative title: I come in peace / dir. Craig R. Baxley

[gaycop]

Has anyone spit realer fax

[metal-sludge]

PETER STEELE, DAVE MUSTAINE, and BRUCE DICKINSON in Roseland, NYC, 1999.

[miiilowo]

the jump from 2015 to 2020 was 10 years but the jump from 2020 to 2025 was 11 months

[95horovitz]

who up working for the skin trade

[girlmostlikely]

The way a Bachelors degree is the equivalent to a written recommendation from a former store manager at a Circuit City now. Just nuke us already fuck.

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ladiablesse]

the more i hear abt that lilo n stitch remake the more im like oh this isn’t just like. a bad remake it’s actually deeply deeply evil in a way that i hope reaps some sort of cosmic punishment

[tosharchives]

i have the kind of melancholy that attracts me to large bodies of water.

[ghoulchurch]

Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother

[tylostoma]

[while being redirected to another website] woah woah hey easy now hey stop it what the hell get your hands off me man

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[kosmogrl]

[normalbrothershow]

[maryolive]

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[knowledgetosorrow]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

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