Jeannie Kaulitz

Welcome to my den. I love Drarry. There's also a lot of HP related things in here and my favorite Rec. fanfictions... So go ahead, look around. Enjoy.

[forthepriceofasoul]

FPS Rewrite and Deletion

So some of you may be aware if you follow my personal blog, but I’ve spent some ten months rewriting For the Price of a Soul. It’s finally finished, and as such I’m going to begin posting it next week, on 1st June.

Because of this, the original, currently posted version will be deleted on 31st May. I have no objection if anyone wishes to save a copy of the original for themselves. Links to do so are below.

Although I’ve only rewritten For the Price of a Soul and not the sequels, I will be removing everything, because there are enough changes to FPS that render the sequels no longer fitting. I do intend to rewrite the others, but I don’t know when I’ll get around to them, and there is the small possibility I never will.

That said, I’ll take the chance to assure you that the new ending of FPS isn’t as tragic as the original. I won’t spoil anything, but it’s not (I think) ended in such a way that you’d be left hanging if I never did get around to rewriting Peace is a State of Mind.

Keep reading

[jeanniekaulitz]

this. this is a great fic to read and i recommend it very much.

[daddiesdrarryy]

Scorpius: Do we really need to do this?

James: It’s our parents’ anniversary, of course we’re surprising them with breakfast in bed

Lily: Yeah and it’s because they’re impossible to buy for

Scorpius: Well…We’ve never really tried

James: Okay, ready? One, two, three *opens the bedroom door* Surprise *sees Draco and Harry doing it under the blanket*

James & Scorpius & Lily *screaming: NO NO NO NO!

Draco: NO! I’M SORRY!

Harry: NOTHING IS HAPPENING!

Draco: Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Harry: It’s okay. Maybe they didn’t see anything

Draco: Sweetie, they screamed. They dropped a tray of dishes and they ran out of here like they were on fire

Harry: You were on fire, honey

Draco: Really? You’re still going?

Harry: Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise

Draco: Harry, our children are downstairs right now, and they’re probably traumatized

Harry: Oh, come on. I’m sure it’s not that bad

*meanwhile*

Scorpius: *throw water at his face*

James: I can still see it!

Scorpius: I can’t believe that just happened

Lily: What were they doing?

James: Nothing

Lily: Whatever it was, it looked like Dad was winning

Scorpius: IT! They were doing “it”!

James: She has no idea what you’re talking about

Lily: Sex?

Scorpius: Yes!

Lily: I know what sex is, Scorp. It’s when two people take off their underpants and then get into the bed

James: Oh god STOP talking!

[i-dare-you-to-love-me]

Exactly.

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[jeanniekaulitz]

I may need to train my dogs like this.

[drarry-to-read]

Title: Plan Alphabet

Author: XxTheDarkLordxX

Summary: After realizing that his feelings for Harry were unfortunately real, Draco embarks on a foolproof—yes, Longbottom, foolproof—plan to woo Potter. And if that doesn’t work, well there is always another letter of the alphabet to try next.

Length: 14,023 words

Rating: Teen and up

[epiphanies]

people’s choice awards, 2015 | academy awards, 2019

[dictacontrion]

““Your father goes off to France and all of a sudden, every trip I make to Diagon Alley is front page news, the Prophet’s printing my receipts from Honeydukes. You think I didn’t notice that?” “It’s a business, Potter. You’re good for business.” “Sales.” The word is coherent, even if the voice that carries it sounds more dead than alive. “Sales,” Draco affirms. “Why don’t the others do it, then? The WWN doesn’t report on my choice of starters. The Quibbler’s never run ‘Harry Potter’s Pants: A Saviour’s Most Intimate Choices.’ Only the Prophet. Only your paper. And why is that, Draco? Why?”

— Make Me a Headline (I Want to Be That Bold) by dicta_contrion

[lufttsu]

Quotes from the Harry Potter Books [28/50]

[marciellesmusings]

Can you imagine what it must have been like growing up for George and Fred. Notice how I said George and Fred because we always call them ‘Fred and George’ as if they were one person - just like their mum. Their own family couldn’t tell them apart. They didn’t have perfect grades like Percy. They weren’t as cool as Bill or Charlie. They weren’t the youngest male like Ron and they obviously weren’t female like Ginny. So they created a niche for themselves - The Pranksters. Because if people weren’t even going to bother to tell them apart then they were going to make people pay attention by pranking people and acting out. Then some scruffy looking boy in their younger brother’s year (ickle Harrikins) can tell them apart.

There’s a reason George Weasley and Fred Weasley never pranked Harry Potter - because he’s the only one that bothered to try.

[violetparadigm]

I SWEAR I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME BECAUSE OF THE TEARS WELLING UP IN MY SOUL

[thekayabookworm]

I like to thing that George and Fred thought of Harry as their little brother too way before Harry had any romantic interest in Ginny.

[peri-helia]

Harry was also the one who invested in their niche fully, rather than being annoyed by it, he celebrated them for it.  That’s why they gave him the Marauders Map and then he gave them the Triwizard gold:

‘ ‘Take it,’ he said, and he thrust the sack into George’s hands. ‘What?’ said Fred, looking flabbergasted. ‘Take it,’ Harry repeated firmly. ‘I don’t want it.’ ‘You’re mental,’ said George, trying to push it back at Harry. ‘No, I’m not,’ said Harry. ‘You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke-shop.’ ‘He is mental,’ Fred said, in an almost awed voice. … ‘Harry – thanks,’ George muttered, while Fred nodded fervently at his side’

It’s why they agreed to his request Ron get some new dress robes out of it. They’re clever not just funny ‘they always get really good marks’ but as OP says they’re not as good as Percy, Bill or Charlie. They helped Ron get him out of the Dursleys:

‘But you can’t magic me out either –’ ‘We don’t need to,’ said Ron, jerking his head towards the front seats and grinning. ‘You forget who I’ve got with me.’

They get him into Hogsmede , they (unknowingly) helped the trio break into Umbridge’s ministry office. They liked Harry for himself 

‘This is all your fault,’ George said angrily to Wood. ’“Get the Snitch or die trying” – what a stupid thing to tell him!‘’

And cheered him up when things went wrong, such as Harry being accused of being the Heir of Slytherin

‘They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, ‘Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …’ Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour. ‘It is not a laughing matter,’ he said coldly. ‘Oh, get out of the way, Percy,’ said Fred, ‘Harry’s in a hurry.’ ‘Yeah, he’s nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,’ said George, chortling ‘

Or when Ron and Hermione were made Prefects and Harry felt left out:

‘Yeah,’ said Fred slowly. ‘Yeah, you’ve caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of you’s got their priorities right.’ He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.

They tricked Dudley because they know how crappy Harry’s home is: 

‘We didn’t give it to him because he was a Muggle!’ said Fred indignantly. ‘No, we gave it to him because he’s a great bullying git,’ said George

And of course:

‘Give her hell from us, Peeves.’ And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. 

Harry frequently heard students saying things like, ‘Honestly, some days I just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this place,’ or else, ‘One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.’

Harry’s relationships with George and Fred are some of my favourites

[belleslettres-love]

*sniffle*

[remvslvpjn-archive]

IT GOT BETTER

[jeanniekaulitz]

They prank people but they still care. *sniffle*

[wnq-writers]

10 pieces of advice to give yourself at the age of 20

At the age of 11, you learned that perfection does not always mean a flat tummy and a thigh gap. Go on and eat that second piece of cookie that you crave so much.

At the age of 12, you learned that just because you call her “mom” and him as “dad,” it doesn’t mean they inherently know how to be that. Also, suicide poison is not the cure for everything, it’s not a cure at all.

At the age of 13, you learned the difference between giving up and taking a rest. You might have given it your all but not make it. Remember to disregard everything that comes after but.

At the age of 14, you learned that standing up for everyone else does not mean that all of them will stand up for you when you need someone. Not one of them would be the first one to defend you, that spot is reserved for your name.

At the age of 15, you learned that people rarely mean what they say even if as a writer, you deem each and every word important. Learn to know the voices that speak sincerity and the voices that are just trying to get into your pants.

At the age of 16, you learned that letting go of people that only brings toxicity in your life is never a crime. Thinking about your own peace of mind does not make you selfish. Neither does placing yourself above that last number on your priority list.

At the age of 17, you learned that giving yourself to everyone willing could only lead to one thing: your own’s deterioration. Dear, you are more precious than someone who can’t even look into your eyes in the morning.

At the age of 18, you learned that loving and accepting yourself are two different things. Placing yourself in situations you are well aware of your self distraction is never loving yourself.

At the age of 19, you learned that lovers are not the only ones that can break your heart. People stay and go for a reason. Remember to treasure the rightful ones that life allowed to stay.

You’re 20 now and life has never been what you expected and planned it to be and that’s possibly the greatest thing that can happen into your life. You’re a writer but life writes with you, know when to let it leave significant marks and know when your own pen should be the one doing so.

written by bleakfantasies,  writing prompt #62: list 10 pieces of advice you’d give yourself

(via wnq-writers)

[danielhowell]

this is the least comfortable or true to myself i’ve ever felt taking a photo but it’s for a good cause. today is #worldmentalhealthday and with Young Minds i’m saying #helloyellow to show people aren’t alone with their mental health. if you live in the u.k. and want to raise money text ‘YMHY17 £3’ to 70700 - i hope to search the # and see you there too!

[grace-adler]

Did we make it? Where are we? I did it. Give the man a medal. Earth, Naples, December 24th, 1860. That’s so weird. It’s Christmas. All yours.

[jeanniekaulitz]

Not a bad life

[peetercapaldi]

”YOU KNOW, NINE HUNDRED YEARS OF TIME AND SPACE AND I’VE NEVER MET ANYBODY WHO WASN’T IMPORTANT.”

[jeanniekaulitz]

They were all important to the doctor

[rosetylecr]

Rose Tyler/Bill Potts parallels

[jeanniekaulitz]

Now i wonder if the twelfth doctor was reminded her of rose

[djsaxby16]

I like to think that fanfiction isn't just stories that fans make up, but it's actually what's canon in other universes

[xxgoldie12xx]

[drarryspecificrecs]

2015.09

Top 10 longest fics posted on AO3 this month

1. I Give You a Wondrous Mirror by Lomonaaeren [M, 189k]

Harry is too busy ten years after the war to help out just one family, but that’s exactly what he has to do. And as he hunts their enemy, magic no one understands is hunting him. 

2. Fairies, Fathers, and Forevers by @crystelgreene [E, 54.7k]

All Harry was looking for that night in Knockturn Alley was a quick hook-up. But then he finds himself saving Draco Malfoy from a Dementor attack and taking him home to take care of his injuries and shattered sense of self. Since Draco’s fairy genes kicked in on his twenty-first birthday, he has been homeless and working as a rent boy. […]

3. Playing the Role by TuckerPuppy (HarleyD) [E, 31.1k]

Harry is a dominant Veela. Draco is a submissive Veela really. However, Malfoys are not submissive Veelas so Draco’s father has a plan to hide it. The question is, can Draco manage it? 

4. Here and Now by @deliciouslystickypersona [E, 27.8k]

It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting. 

5. Unexpected Turn by @i-didnt-wanna-do-it [E, 26.8k]

English real estate developer Draco Malfoy is in America to find his long lost cousin and escape a scandal. When his car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, his trip takes an unexpected turn. 

6. Harmonised Consciousness by @tali-zora [E, 24.3k]

This time it’s a spell gone wrong in Charms that will bring our two favourite boys together. 

7. For a Given Value of Normal by @chickenlivesinpumpkin [E, 23.4k]

Realizing he’s gay is one thing. This unholy mess with Malfoy is something else entirely. In which Harry tries to negotiate the path from self-loathing to some sort of happiness, and in the process learns that Malfoy runs a shop, reads Muggle philosophy, and is a dirty rotten liar. Well, that last one isn’t really a surprise.

8. The Vestigials by Ichigogalaxy [E, 23.1k]

Ron is sent to an abandoned warehouse to respond to disturbances, only to get there and find Draco Malfoy, bloody, naked and surrounded by dead people. In comes Healer Harry, assigned to help him and figure out why Draco Malfoy has shown up in St. Mungo’s after he was supposed to be dead.  ★ Bottom!Draco 2015: Transformations

9. If the Sun Goes Black by @pas-dexcuses [T, 23k]

With the perverse clarity of nostalgia, Harry remembers everything that was. The trouble is, he can’t recall anything that is.  ★ Bottom!Draco 2015: Transformations

10. My Life As A Butterfly by @awesomedig [E, 22.3k]

At the age of seventeen, Harry finds himself falling in love with a detached Draco Malfoy. Through a series of unfortunate miscommunications and gossip, he had a bad falling out (of love), too. Now, years later, can Harry make amends about a misunderstanding? Would Draco forgive him?  ★ Bottom!Draco 2015: Transformations

✔ other months

[ppdq]

Oh, could you tell me which drarry fanfics are your favourite? (sorry for bothering you if you already have in the past)

OF COURSE I CAN, I am always down to spread some Drarry love around (╯✧∇✧)╯〜♡(and it’s never a bother for me to rec fics, you needn’t apologize!)Sara Holmes’ stuff is what first got me hooked on Drarry, I have read literally everything Drarry she has written; unfortunately her fanfiction.net account was hacked awhile ago and all her fics were deleted, and I don’t think she’s uploaded the entirety of her HP oeuvre to AO3 yet, which hugely sucks for me because I sincerely love her stuff and love re-reading it from time to time. I think Mental is her big classic (it’s also the piece that converted me to Drarry in one fell swoop)Cheryl Dyson’s stuff is just super super cute, I’ve read and re-read p much her entire body of work to kind of an obsessive degree (●´□`)♡

Saras_Girl writes amaaazingly intricate worlds that feel super organic, with characters that feel extremely well-rounded with a lot of nuance and dimension. Her stuff can get long, but it’s always worth it! Turn and All Life is Yours to Miss are absolutely amazing, and I’m really looking forward to re-reading them whenever I have free time ;u; her Turn!verse has one of my favorite written Ginny’s, and the way Saras_Girl writes Ginny’s divorce with Harry is just so beautifully heartfelt and sympathetic; she does an amazing job of writing both Harry and Ginny as two people who still care for each other, and are trying their best to be happy, and also to be happy for each other.who_la_hoop’s stuff is always gold, I love her sense of humor and her style of writing; her dialogue and banter never fails to make me actually laugh out loud. Hot and Cold has some of my favorite lines uttered by a snarky!Draco, and her fic Tea and No Sympathy is probably my current favorite Drarry fic for how beautifully written, well-paced, funny, heartwarming, and downright adorable it is. Also, her Draco in that one is just so beautifully crafted with all his nuances and flaws, and the way he grows as a character throughout the story is like watching a flower blossom (*꒦ິㅿ꒦ີ)

(Also, I just finished reading Written on the Heart a day or two ago and it’s a really satisfying slow burn 8th year fic with lots of banter and interhouse Slytherin friendships (which is my favorite (๑ˊ͈ ॢꇴ ˋ͈)〜♡॰ॱ ), with probably my absolute favorite iteration of Blaise)

(I intend to do so much fanart of who_la_hoop’s version of Blaise in the future, haha)Lettered’s The Boy Who Only Lived Twice is another favorite of mine, though I haven’t reread it in awhile (I’m waiting for more time to pass so I can have a fresher read because I am a dork like that)

birdsofshore is another author I really love, she just has such a way with words and so much style in her writing! She can switch moods at the drop of a dime in a really skillful, cohesive manner that makes her writing really fun to read. I just finished Aural Gratification and it’s so tongue-in-cheek that I couldn’t stop laughing p much the entire time I was reading it

zeitgeistic writes the theory behind how magic works amaaazingly, she puts so much thought into it and makes it so fascinating and tangible. Azoth is an amazing read for this and really makes you appreciate just how much potential there is in the HP universe for developing the inner workings of magic and how much life that can bring to a story.

firethesound’s A Convenient Impracticality I also love a ton, I am a huge sucker for Harry and Draco hooking up while being too emotionally stupid to know what they mean to each other, causing all kinds of drama and convoluted scheming (I am actually on the lookout for more fics like that if anyone has some good recs (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡) 

Also Kreacher and Harry’s relationship in this might just be my favorite thing ever??? I would happily read a 200k+ gen fic just about firethesound’s Harry and Kreacher escalating their passive aggressive shenanigans to really ridiculous levels...Um, I’m probably going to stop here because this post is getting way too long, haha. This is by no means a comprehensive list of Drarry that I think is worth reading!! It’s really only the tip of the iceberg and just what I can remember immediately off the top of my head because these are the fics I’ve most recently re-read; I actually feel really guilty because I know I am for sure forgetting some pretty amazing authors who have played a huge part in permanently shaping my own headcanons for Draco and Harry. u____u;; 

I also tend to gravitate towards happy fluff so the majority of this list is fics with gooey happy endings, but Drarry is also a great vehicle for hurt/comfort/darker fic, and there’s some really stellar stuff out there. @capiturecs (who is an absolute saint) has an amazingly detailed drarry rec list that’s sorted by genre / subject / word count / etc. ; I reference it whenever I’m looking for something new to read but don’t know where to start looking!I hope this was helpful! Have fun going on a nutso Drarry binge where days of your life inexorably slip by in blurry haze that you emerge from in a grizzled stupor (⋈◍＞◡＜◍)ノ。✧♡*✧ ✰ ｡*