me vs. my brain

Ash | 30+ | They/Them | Ace/Aro 🐀🐢🐢🐢🐢

[empty-cryptid]

Hello Folks 🐢 🐢 🐢 🐢

Greetings and salutations! Welcome to my blog.

You can call me Ash. I go by they/them and I am very much an adult.

Most of the things you'll find here will be tmnt as that is my current fixation. Encanto and Project Hail Mary are also here in abundance along with animals, dinosaurs and whatever else I find interesting.

I tag things accordingly:

#empty-art (eh...don't expect a lot of stellar art-I'm just a doodler for the most part) I doodle characters, creatures/monsters and animals mostly. Once in a while I'll paint something.

#empty-writing (ao3 is EmptyCryptid) Encanto, One Piece, TMNT, and some real life experiences

fandoms are tagged #tmnt #rottmnt #encanto #one piece #project hail mary etc...

#polls because buttons are fun. I like polls and you can definitely suggest poll ideas to me.

Ask box is open - you're welcome to come say hello :)

✨️ Feel free to tag me in tag games and stuff, I think they're fun!

🐈‍⬛️ If you put a cat emoji into my ask box, I will reply with a picture or a doodle of my cats.

🖊 I have been known to take doodle or drabble requests when I'm in the mood or the topic interests me.

Turtle butts

[laaani-lei]

on my portalduo shinanegans lately thanks to twin <3

[halogalopaghost]

03 boys having Expressions

[epicartnerd]

"Our Sensei Ninja Turtle" Masterpost

Hello! this is my OSNT au masterpost where i shall organize my chaos! to anyone who is just finding this, ill give u a little overveiw of the universe ive created:

Leonardo is supposed to be dead. the rest of his family is dead. His brothers, his father, his sister... He failed over and over and they were the ones who paid for it. so he did the right thing, sending Casey back to that dreaded day to stop the Kraang invasion with leo staying behind to be sure his kid got through. and to maybe finally find some sort of peace away from the broken world he created.

But Leonardo is not dead. He wakes up in the hidden city of all places, untouched by the kraang and full of life he never thought he'd have the privilege to see again. and on top of that, he happens to stumble across four small turtle mutants. And maybe hes just finally lost it, but hes preeetty sure he somehow transported himself to an alternate reality of his world where some things are the same while others a vastly different. This is what happens when you listen to enough of Donnie's theoretical monologues, you start to think up some crazy conclusions.

Arc 1: "We adopted some old guy from off the street"

EPISODE 1:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

EPISODE 2

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12 (coming soon-ish)



Other stuff that is related

Sensei

Donnie's crutch

um, source to children's trauma?

High score

Sick days

Sick days 2.0

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL #1: Ding Dong!

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL #2: cookie gift <3

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL #3 (last one i swear lmao)

"Go, do a crime"

Splinter? Q&A

haha the kids are dumb dumbs <3 plus a fan comic to prove it :3

gamein <3 (mk osnt art)

CASEY JONES!

APRIL O'NEIL

Usagi <3

old mikey adopts :D

Q&A with the turtles!

Raph's eye

mornings ✨

room situation

ANSWER THE QUESTION.

big sister casey doodle

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[teasriel]

been meaning to draw this for a while

[willgrahamscock]

shoutout to all the amazing aborted fics inside some mentally ill guys head rn, I would have loved to give it kudos

[sayatsugu]

When You Look at Dr. Grace

part 1/2 (part 2)

[astercontrol]

whoever bought the domain spidersge.org and had it go to a simple html page with nothing except the text of the famous spiders georg post:

Thank you. You are doing good work. Hope you have a wonderful day

[tmnt-pizza-party]

TMNT: Empire City VR (2026) has no business being as funny as it is.

[empty-cryptid]

A bear nugget has infiltrated my herd of dino nuggets. I hope his secret mission is going well.

[crackshipsandregret]

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

[empty-cryptid]

Hear me out...

If, instead of turtles, Draxum used dogs:

Leonardo - German Shepherd

Donatello - Belgian Malinois

Raphael - Tibetan mastiff

Michelangelo - Pit bull

Part 1? Maybe? Should I do the other characters?

[theadhdgoblin]

[tuherrus]

you don't even have a dog

[mrsmarshall]

leaders duo

Poor Leo..

[willy-shakesqueer]

Silly request drawing from my stream last week - "PB&J causing chaos". And I thought, well, I can't think of a single experiment Mikey would say no to, if it meant helping out his most science-est brother.

Raph, on the other hand, has just the smallest shred of a sense of self-preservation.