The Awkward Almost Adult

Used to be small town girl. Fort Worth resident attending UTA for a degree in history. Figuring out what being an adult is really like.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

no matter what sexual orientation you are you have had a crush on john stamos at one point or another

[10022-shoe]

Always in the mood for a Mad Hatter Tea Party in Valentino

 - Photo Credit: Jamie Beck & Kevin Burg from Ann Street Studio

[marymorstranhasmoved-deactivate]

[bound-bliss]

[chickenleggz-deactivated2023101]

[jedi-nadroj]

I guess I just suck at girlfriend-ing....

[jedi-nadroj]

When I was little, this door at my grandma's house would scare me at night because it looked like a scary face. I was a strange child.

[sarahpaulsn]

[hellogiggles]

Poehler-oids

[rojo-todd]

[singular] y’all

[plural] all y’all

[egberts]

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

[astrolopy]

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

[egberts]

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

[jedi-nadroj]

[jedi-nadroj]

Really sad and pissed off... I was recording all season 5 episodes of Breaking Bad because I had seen any yet. I get home and my mom has cancelled and deleted all of them....

[jedi-nadroj]

Friend on facebook who is at SIx Flags today literally posted a status saying "I've probably seen 6 deaf people signing today. #Wat" wtf, what are they supposed to do? Not communicate the way they do? Not go to Six Flags because they're are deaf? Can they not have fun too?  His wife then proceeded to comment "should call it deaf-ish day" okay wtf to that to. out of the 1000s of people there, you've seen 6. SIX people signing. what the fuck is wrong with you. so pissed off.

[thejogging]

[ihavetofart-deactivated20150908]

millsberry.com was my shit in 5th grade 

[jedi-nadroj]

OHMYGGGG> I've been trying to think of this website for like a year, because I loved it when I was little. I love you so much now.

[jedi-nadroj]

MUSIC ASKS these are actually pretty hard but why not.

1: A song you like with a color in the title

2: A song you like with a number in the title

3: A song that reminds you of summertime

4: A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about

5: A song that needs to be played LOUD

6: A song that makes you want to dance

7: A song to drive to

8: A song about drugs or alcohol

9: A song that makes you happy

10: A song that makes you sad

11: A song that you never get tired of

12: A song from your preteen years

13: One of your favorite 80’s songs

14: A song that you would love played at your wedding

15: A song that is a cover by another artist

16: One of your favorite classical songs

17: A song that would sing a duet with on karaoke

18: A song from the year that you were born

19: A song that makes you think about life

20: A song that has many meanings to you

21: A favorite song with a person’s name in the title

22: A song that moves you forward

23: A song that you think everybody should listen to

24: A song by a band you wish were still together

25: A song by an artist no longer living

26: A song that makes you want to fall in love

27: A song that breaks your heart

28: A song by an artist with a voice that you love

29: A song that you remember from your childhood

30: A song that reminds you of yourself

[bluhbluhhugedork-deactivated201]

The Spider Who Couldn’t Hide

[princenoctisluciscaelum]

I HATE SPIDERS BUT OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS HELP

[punch-a-your-buns]

he’s so cute when he digs and throws sand over himself.

[karatam]

#WHEN HE BURIES HIMSELF THE VOICE MUFFLES I CRIED

[devinleighbeee]

I HAVE WATCHED THIS OVER 30 TIMES AND SHOWED EVERYONE AT WORK. I LOVE THIS SPIDER

[nuggetpoo-deactivated20130225]

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

[ladugard]

I laugh untii I cry everytime I watch this video and it’s been a while since it’s been on my dash so here

[caviria]

there he go

[queertoddler-deactivated2015021]

i’m hyperventilating from laughing so hard and there’s tears streaming down my face oh my fucking god 

[jedi-nadroj]

i'll fly away ol' glory....