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hivesmokes

#who put bella in the wych elm

averykedavra

why must i Write Words? is it not enough to imagine, passionately,

valtsv

"how did you hear about this job?" it came to me in an extremely vivid and unsettling prophetic dream

valtsv

"congratulations! you're hired" i know.

phiix

what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?

Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity

weight-a-second

concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.

animatedtext

this is the best post on this fucking website

lvndscapes-blog

cosmicwitchcraft

me casting evil spirits out of me home

“ get the fuck you you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you * waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out”

electric-skillet

I love Mando's vibe. Imagine some guy rolling up to your shop in a beat up honda civic. He steps out wearing an armani suit. He opens his wallet and offers you two dollars to fix his car.