Hello Darling!

Seb. any pronouns. Avid Shitposter. 29.

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[plantpalfynn]

I'm currious tumblr what is your phones lockscreen and/or background?

if there is more than one of these categories present please just choose one. for example if you have a loved one and a pet in the pic choose either the loved one or the pet option.

what is your phones lockscreen?

a loved one (family, partner, friends, in general a human, can be more than 1)

character(s) from your favourite show/book/movie/podcast

a beloved pet (any pet, can be a dog, a cat, a bird or what ever)

an animal (any animal that is not a pet, for example a crow, eels)

plants (can be any kind of plant)

landscape (a sunset, your garden, that pic you took of the area on a walk)

just some art (not a character/person/loved one/pet)

just some art (can be a person/monster/not a character from your fav. show)

just a single color (what the fuck are you even doing with your phone?)

something else, please specify in tags

Voting ended onMay 1, 2023

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[fairycosmos]

*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!

[utopians]

[eroticeucharist-deactivated2023]

no YOUR body is a temple. mine is the needle pit from saw 2

[mlentertainment]

I'm so confused how tf is saw gay /j

it's literally right there in canon

[animusrox]

[bebemoon]

a victorian silver perfume flask shaped as a rose, e. stockwell, london, 1881 .

[annabelle--cane]

I don't think we as a society are ever gonna improve on vampires. they're a metaphor for the monarch class they're a metaphor for capitalism they're a metaphor for disease they're a metaphor for addiction they're a metaphor for trauma they're a metaphor for disability they're a metaphor for breaking from tradition they're a metaphor for a hot woman who bites your tit what CAN'T they do

[biomechanicaltomato]

Tan

[memeuplift]

[certifiedpussyboy]

shane and ryan are the funniest bitches alive for making a whole thing about buzzfeed unsolved ending, a dramatic end to an era, only to come back with their own legally distinct version of the show like a week later

[kivcraft]

[nocturnofshadow]

I’m shitting at these tags

[mad-hare]

yea this is Montreal, do you want to know how bad Montreal drivers are? only on the island of Montreal, is it illegal to make a right turn on a red light. because they don’t fucking look. it’s the only place I’ve ever been that has lost it’s “turning on a red light” privilege

but yea powdered snow is slippery af and the island is hilly and full of narrow streets. not designed for wheeled vehicles.

[mad-hare]

I need to reblog myself because I just found this on the gov of Quebec’s website

[apolohgy]

the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people

[ghoulfriends]

[stinkylittlegnome]

[angel-demiel]

[catchymemes]

[sexidance]