A concept: Peter decides to do Wrong Answers Only with the Avengers because his TikTok followers demand it.
So he goes up to Bruce, hand out for a handshake, and says, “Wrong answers only,” when Bruce hesitantly starts to reach back.
“Oh,” Bruce says, and then puts his toast, peanut butter side down, in Peter’s hand.
“………..Thanks,” Peter says when Bruce just smiles at him, because apparently this is going to set the tone for this series.
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“Wrong answers only,” Peter says, holding his hand out to Steve.
Steve stares at him, bewildered, then leans in and sets his chin on Peter’s hand.
“Oh! That’s… weird,” Peter says.
“It’s the wrongest thing I could come up with that wouldn’t get me in trouble,” Steve deadpans.
“Are you still in trouble for yeeting me?”
“I am still in so much trouble for yeeting you,” Steve confirms.
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“Wrong answers only,” Peter says, holding his hand out.
Bucky wordlessly leans in and bites his hand. Peter screams, and the rest of the video is him screaming as he’s chased through the halls.
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“Mr. Falcon sir,” Peter says, hesitantly putting his hand out to him. “Wrong answers only.”
“Is this why Barnes chased you down the halls?” Sam asks. “Are you scared I’m going to bite you?”
“Yes,” Peter answers truthfully.
Sam nods in understanding, reaching out to take his hand. Then he turns, using all his strength to fling him across the room and into the couch.
Peter screams until he hits the cushions, then bounces back up, sprinting from the room. “I’M TELLING!!!”
“If I can convince Pepper you deserved it, I won’t get in trouble,” Sam calls after him. “I’m very convincing by the way! Pepper thinks I’m a voice of reason!”
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“Wrong answers only,” Peter says, holding his hand out to Thor.
Thor stares at him, then moves to put a beer in his open hand.
“NO!!!!!” Steve shouts, tackling him before he can.
“Well, it was a wrong answer,” Peter breathes as he sprints out of the common room to the sound of the two blonds wrestling violently.
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“Natasha, wrong answers only,” Peter says, holding his hand out to her.
She blinks at him in surprise, then reaches out to take his hand and turn him in a delicate circle, as if they’d been dancing the entire time.
“Oh,” Peter squeaks, flushed bright red, and leaves as quickly as he came, embarrassed for reasons he doesn’t understand.
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“Clint, wrong answers only,” Peter says, holding his hand out to him.
Clint makes very direct eye contact with him and grabs his hand. He doesn’t let go even as he returns his attention to the TV.
“………..Um,” Peter began.
“You’re stuck here, Peter,” Clint deadpans, and Peter finds, to his horror, that his grip strength has nothing on Clint’s.
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“Mr. Stark,” Peter says, holding his hand out to him. “Wrong answers only.”
Tony stares back at him, silent. Peter refuses to back down, keeping his hand held out. They stare at each other in silent challenge, waiting for the other to break.
Then Tony, very slowly, takes Peter’s hand, lifts it to his face. Then he pulls Peter’s hand back and forces him to slap him across the face.
“Peter, how could you do that?” Tony asks, eyes wide and hurt, as if he has not physically forced this.
Peter gapes at him, appalled, then bellows, “Mr. Stark how could you?!”
“You asked for a wrong answer,” Tony deadpans, hurt expression falling, and Peter screams in outrage.
