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touko,18

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[pointnclick]

cowboys never die. they just ride off into the sunset

[mangonetics]

is that what your parents told you when you came back from school one day and your cowboy was missing

[straycatj]

オレ今日も元気です I’m fine also today!

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

let my nuts swang

[lisabunnies-deactivated20160517]

You see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes. 

[snoopdogvevo-deactivated2020020]

this picture will be in the textbooks

[unfortunately-awake]

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child

[enoughtohold]

i think this is my favorite tumblr ad so far

[thehuskinbee-deactivated2017061]

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

[stagerevolution]

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

[everythingstarstuff]

[ryo-maybe]

Where is the video with the dude running as if he’s about to do the sickest skateboard trick, but then he just keeps running

[nifinof]

[wolfensteintwo-remade-blog]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

thanks

[surprisebitch]

children: saved

[sandsvendor100]

Eat Fruit Or Die Trying

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*casts immunity to propaganda on you*

[zoombini]

[lovethi5]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnTYH6hnrM1/

[normalshrimp]

[transkafka-deactivated20150624]

ronald reagan died without knowing about bofa…

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

who is ronald regean

[cloudsnothing]

bofa deez nuts

[pochowek]

death metal drummer: (China cymbal)

me, quivering: h-how did you make that sound with your mouth

[semioticapocalypse]

Soviet demonstration with a large papier mache sculpture of a pig, n.d. 1920-30’s

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