Ahoy!

30 queer they them slut for vampires

[purr-in-ink]

🐾🐾🐾🤍

[karontte]

TODAY!

[bingus-bing-bong]

I am forever in awe at Young Dracula for taking the whole 'vampires can't enter a house without permission' as popup tent. It's such a good bit

[aubryjoi]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility 🏳️‍⚧️🌸🫶

[aubryjoi]

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[lila-gill-rambles]

Is this a safe space to say Erin should have dated Ingrid after turning and not Malik. I have very few arguments against Malik and do find it funny how everything about his existence in s4 is done to piss vlad off but 1) let ingrid be bi ,2) ‘i’ll keep you safe’ and the heres a drink and doing her lipstick for her ALL read kinda flirty ,3) would be much cooler than the creepy ramanga hitting on her and the dubious malik who atp may or may not be family like ingrids romantic subplots in s4 suck. I’m going to draw them as gfs i think

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[johannestevans]

Watched a documentary about abuse and advice one guy said to give children was, "Tell them that if someone is hurting them, to tell someone - and don't just tell one person. Tell as many people as possible, and keep telling as many people as possible until the abuse stops." and i really liked that

Bc so many ppl focus on the idea of telling A Trusted Adult, but even a well-meaning individual can fuck up and let abuse fall through the cracks or not know what to do

Whereas if a child tells LOADS of adults AND other kids, there's far less opportunity for an abuser to do damage control

Consistently telling their story and spreading it around disempowers the abuser to control and coerce the flow of information, or to utilise gaps and weaknesses in systems of reporting or welfare to isolate the child

Just really good advice. Not suprised I don't hear it more often.

[hymnism]

happened to my good friend ass creed

[dreambelievetoyourselfsblog]

Can I jerk off to innocent pictures of you and tell you which one I came to?

[i-am-the-oyster]

[veryintricaterituals]

Did you guys know that if you behead the main couple you BECOME the main couple!! Congrats to Devil's Minion, sorry I don't make the rules

[jupiterjames]

Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.

So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.

I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.

This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.

ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?

DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.

ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?

DOC: It looks like eight.

ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?

DOC: Two.

ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?

DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.

ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?

DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.

ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?

DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.

ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.

WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?

[headspace-hotel]

Kill them with kindness

BUT KILL THEM

[horrorwomensource]

SHAWNEE SMITH as AMANDA YOUNG in SAW III (2006) dir. Darren Lynn Bousman

[ariaste]

"armand was so ooc in ep7!!!" no that's armand with his curls shiny and his skin moisturized. that was armand who has been getting some GOOD dick from a guy who wears a size 10.5 shoe and does not question the boss. that's armand who got laid three times this week and has that "let's make today a great day" spring in his step. the armand you saw in s1/s2 was burned out and barely holding it together and (judging by that one perfunctory kiss Louis gave him which seemed to surprise him) had not even gotten his tonsils licked for a HOT MINUTE. look me in my eyeballs. getting his minion back can actually be so helpful for a devil's self-actualization journey.

[lighthouseweeper]

Tough Cookie is probably the one person whose problems were all fixed by vampirism. She never has to get married, have babies, or choose between her hearing and her drums. On top of it all she’s a nepo fledgling.

Moisturised, in her lane, thriving.