SSSSS Squad's biggest fan

Maybelle / Female / Straight Ally / Fandoms: Sonic, Power Rangers, Bulgarian Treasure Planet, and many others!

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ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

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tautological wordle answer

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posts that make you open wordle

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[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

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WHAT THE FUCK

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It can't be thattttt bad

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT WORD???

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Hold up, I HAVE to try this!

Edit: What the fuck is a pshaw?!

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I made a Furniture Warehouse community!

Be sure to read the guidelines and be nice to each other!

Furniture Warehouse Fans! • Community on Tumblr

399 Sofa Store may be gone, but the legacy will live on!

The art in the icon and banner are mine BTW!

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Remember guys.

Furniture Warehouse isn’t TRULY a fandom until the Gay or European Animatic exists.

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BRO, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND ANOTHER PERSON OBSESSED WITH CEREAL MASCOTS. If you don't mind may I ask who your favorite mascots are, Mine are Sonny, Chip and Trix.

Hi!

I’ve been really obsessed with Quisp and Quake, but here are some others I like.

Sonny

Coco (from Coco Pops)

Cookie Crook

Monster Cereals

Apple and CinnaMon

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Hear me out on the old man yaoi that is Super John and Cardinal Jacques.

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I just wanna try something…

Finish this sentence (that is totally not related to a certain store…)!

At other stores, you might expect to pay a lot for furniture. ( )

The blank is where the answer goes.

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Welcome to the Incorrect Twisted Wonderland Lore blog!

A place to share misinformation, silly and/or ridiculous lore, or just headcanons about Twst!

This blog is inspired/based on @incorrect-sonic-lore! Feel free to check them out!!!!!!!

Rules and other stuff below! (It's a mess down there lol)

Do not send in actual correct twst lore!!!! I'm not quite done with the game, but I'll try my best to uphold this :p

NSFW is not really allowed. Sorry?

Shipping and Yumeshipping is allowed! Just. No minor x adult or incest. Blog runner is personally uncomfortable with that 👍👍

^to add on to that, Second year x Third year is fine, and I am good with most Third year x First year. Just. not Leona or Malleus x First year. Mallyuu is fine, though. Lilia x other students is a no as well. Please don't kill me.

Does any of this make any sense? Perhaps. Did I overexplain? Perhaps. PLEASE don't kill me.

I AM MORE AFRAID OF YOU THAN YOU ARE AFRAID OF ME

I may draw asks as silly doodles or add relevent images! Depends on my mood. All asks will have an image.

I may draw ocs if you send them in, similar to incorrect-sonic. It will most likely just be a head, as thats all I can draw right now. It will probably take me more time to answer your ask, though.

Blog runner uses She/They pronouns 👍👍

I can be gullible, oblivious or forgettable, so if you see anything wrong or a mistake, feel free to tell me!

MAINLY JUST HAVE FUN yayyyyy

Tags I will try to remember to use! Available so you can block what you don't like :)

#unreality

#joke post

#definitely real twst lore

#out of gimmick

#she drew!!! they drew!!! <- drawn images

#really cool shipping yeaaa <- shipping posts

#the yumes are here! <- yumeshipping

More to maybe be added!

I fully expect no one to interact or care for this blog, and that is fine :) just for fun anyway

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Soon enough incorrect lore of every fandom ever

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Whoever makes the following, I will forever be your friend!

Incorrect-Cereal-Mascot-Lore

Incorrect-Analog-Horror-Lore

Incorrect-Furniture-Warehouse-Lore

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Happy Birthday to Filbus!

🪑🪑🪑

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Tag game: describe the show you watched most recently (like you could have one episode today) in one sentence. DO NOT SHARE WHAT SHOW IT IS

Okay classmates lets kill an octopus capable of Mach 20

@cams-rambles @cmaymanuel @feralgoatman @thegaygangle @theamethystgoddess-tag @littenstarlighter @alanbeckerfan-emma @hiamd3adagain @voidheart346 @irlthedarklord @3str3ll1tasyb @h3y-0liver @madkhaliqfarhan @maliciousandlovely @vulpyabby @hermes-reblogs+open tags

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Some girl is on a mission to punish creeps in numerous schools through the means of taking advantage of natural events and Occam's Razor.

@jeffyawesomeness101 @lemongal2009 + anyone who wants to join

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This isn’t exactly a show, but I wish it was!

A superhero tries to sell sofas and other stuff, but his frenemy, who may or may not have a crush on him, is constantly ruining his commercials.

Anyone can join in!

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To anyone who knows what Furniture Warehouse is

I think this song fits Jacques VERY well.

He literally rage baits Super John a lot!

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So…

Before spring ends, I have to share this beautiful ad from Furniture Warehouse with everyone here.

I am SO hyperfixated on these commercials, you have no idea!

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I’ve been watching a good amount of CaseOh’s GoobLagoon water park…

All I’ve been imagining is Quisp and Quake running a water park.

Quake is actually TRYING to make the place successful, but Quisp just causes chaos.

Screw it, here’s a skit.

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*A former employee named River is drowning in one of the pools*

Quisp: Stay with me River, I gotcha right here! *throws life ring next to him, then pulls out a taser* Wait, is this a taser?! I thought I had a life preserver!

*Jump cut to Quake talking to another customer*

Quake: Ever since the company stopped producing my cereal, Quisp and me decided to-

Quisp: I JUST KILLED EVERYBODY IN THE-!!!!

Quake: QUISP WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!!???

Quunchy, who’s been observing everything: I knew we shouldn’t have taken up this job…

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I just found these commercials.

They’re for a furniture store in Wisconsin called “Furniture Deals and Steals.”

Here’s the link to their channel (I don’t know if the store still exists because I’m not from the state): https://m.youtube.com/@FurnitureDealsSteals?ra=m

The point is that I kinda want someone to animate these commercials with Cookie Crook and Cookie Cop.

I dunno, I just think It’d be funny!

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Fun fact that is TOTALLY real, I swear!

Quake thought of coming back to Quaker and joining Quisp again…

That is…

…until he found out what Ram Ranch was.

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Cookie Crisp Headcanon

The Cookie Crook’s real name is Reggie.

I dunno, he just looks like a “Reggie” to me.

What do you think? Do you have a different name for him?

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Bro, I’m obsessed with cereal mascots like Mr. Puzzles is obsessed with TV.

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Got another idea for anyone willing to try!

So, you know the song IDOL from Oshi No Ko…

And you know Quisp and Quake (the cereal mascots)…

I need someone to make an animatic using this song! I don’t care how bad it looks, no one is perfect!

Below the cut is a compilation of commercials featuring Quisp and Quake (and also Orange Quangaroos), so you can know them better!