Random musings

[anxietyproblem]

[omgthatdress]

Seems to me Malala has a short film up for contention this year, and omfg I LOVE what she is wearing! She’s Princess Leia! She’s a glittering disco ball! I hope we see more of this.

[omgthatdress]

Halle Bailey looking like a mermaid who became a human princess. Too bad her Little Mermaid live-action re-make won’t be nearly this exciting.

[zykamiliah]

they're even on my sideblogs...

[blueandbluer]

I was going to ask if other people had also seen an uptick in the porn bots lately… I’ve had five since yesterday alone. 

[lizzy1533-deactivated20250818]

At least 3 a day…. I hope tumbler likes all the reports I’m making🤷🏼‍♀️ lol

[tvandfilm]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[amnhnyc]

🎞️Here’s a festive #TBT photo from 1969! On this Thanksgiving, the world-famous parade passed the Museum’s 77th Street turret with a very special float: a sauropod dinosaur.

🦕This inflatable Apatosaurus measured an impressive 60 feet long! The giant green dinosaur featured big eyes, a wide grin, and a 20-foot tail. The original Apatosaurus balloon made its first parade debut in 1963 and was retired from service in 1976.

Photo: Image no. 62158_21a, © AMNH Library

#amnh #Thanksgiving #Apatosaurus #dinosaurs #MacysParade #ThrowbackThursday #nyc #NewYorkCity #history https://www.instagram.com/p/ClWWiuxLYB7/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[theblackparadeisdead]

Tumblr isn't even a website to me it's like if my diary was a groupchat

[xanadontit]

Tencel Jersey Fit & Flare Dress

This sleeveless, scoop neck TENCEL™ dress is designed to move with you, wherever the day takes you. The super soft tencel fabric makes it su

Does anyone who isn’t 6’ and 70lbs own this dress? Or do I need to give up on the idea that I can wear cute clothes?

[jegs2]

I’ve been eying this and other things at quince. Anyone shop there? How is the quality?

[memeuplift]

[jegs2]

Haven’t been on tumblr for such a long time. I actually have a cool update for any mutuals who are interested.

I got to go to Fiji for work! Related to climate change. Most of the time I was working but before I came home I got to have a day drinking coconut cocktails on the beach.

[coppiced-deactivated20211220]

i rlly enjoy reading all ur little diaries on here i hope u all have a nice life

[boneeater420]

this is actually the best trope to ever exist

something about the only person you’ve ever truly loved seeing you break the fourth wall can be so personal

[omgthatdress]

Princess Märtha Of Norway Got Engaged To Her Celebrity Spiritual Hacker Boyfriend

Princess Märtha Louise of Norway is engaged to her longtime boyfriend, celebrity healer, "risen-from-the-dead spiritual guide," self-professed sixth-generation shaman, third-generation psychic, and "spiritual hacker" Durek Verrett, aka Shaman Durek. These two went public with their love back in 2019

This is my absolute favorite messy royal story rn. Everything about it is fucking incredible. I’m obsessed. I love royals who are so sheltered, privileged, and up their own ass that they get taken advantage of by incredibly fucking obvious con men. 

Is Boney M. gonna do a song about Shaman Durek next? “Sha-Sha-Shaman Durek” doesn’t have quite the same ring to is as “Ra-Ra-Rasputin.” Oh, well. 

Can someone please introduce me to an insecure, emotionally needy rich person so I can massage their ego, tell them what they want to hear, throw in a little new age bullshit, and get all their money in the process?

[bearotonin-international]

Floofability score: sheep

[bearotonin-international]

Although logic, common sense, and basic self-preservation instincts tell us better, we must agree with you, Good Sir

[bearotonin-international]

A point we cannot refute

[kirianthedivorce]

Seeing a lot of people not from the uk not understanding who Larry the Cat is and his role in UK politics

Larry the Cat is no. 10’s official mouser. He lives at No. 10 and catches mice. He has held this position for over a decade

When shit is going down and all the news crews are hanging outside no. 10 waiting for something to happen he’s usually also hanging around outside so when there’s not much visual happening but they don’t want to cut away from the outside of No. 10 we all just watch Larry

He is often seen standing by the door waiting to be let in

He is the most competent person at No. 10