A Greasy Possum

Bunny 🌤️| 25 | he/they | ♉ | I just reblog things

[pangur-and-grim]

he’s learned that he can see into my neighbour’s window

[pangur-and-grim]

you cannot escape the gaze of Belphegor

[389]

Nick Hannes

[goflowolfog]

[lavender-draw]

[lyovpple]

Hey

[depsidase]

[za-ra-h]

Interview with the Vampire ❤️

[thesensitivepervert]

Favored eunuch…… the shy and reclusive emperor would like to see you in his quarters……

[pinabunny]

Absolutely adore Jayce tilting his head to look at Viktor's face even when Viktor's back is turned 🥹

[hometoursandotherstuff]

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwydx34kzlvo

[runcibility]

"Vanderhorst had been under the influence of MDMA and three litres of vodka she had consumed on the night of the offence last September, her lawyer Michael Hill told the court."

three. liters.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

i support women's wrongs

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

[eedweiz]

Grace insisted on putting Carl's name on the most important paper of the century 🎉

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[fizpup]

Get real.

[plantbvn]

boyfriend first, then cigarette

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

was a normal girl tonight. talked with my words and everything. waited for my turn to speak. didnt bite anyone. hope they liked me.

[sentimentalslut]

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

[sentimentalslut]

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

[sentimentalslut]

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

[sentimentalslut]

framing these tags and hanging them up in my office to remind me that it can always be worse

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[boopednose]

She entered the Home of Phobia and wasn’t even scared