A Greasy Possum

Bunny 🌤️| 25 | he/they | ♉ | I just reblog things

[tastefullyoffensive]

[dymphnajude]

Very suspicious of people stealing his tail

[clytemnestraaa]

again i must say. crucial that hayden pike is mormon and shane just straight up has never noticed. like it’s really funny for the shane and hayden duo. the rest of the metros are getting kicked out of strip clubs and then both shane and hayden go to bed at 8pm and agree that coffee is a sin. and shane just thinks hayden is the only other smart person on the team. they’re having conversations where hayden is like “it pollutes your spirit” and shane is like “exactlyyyyy”

[pointless-letters]

One of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

As today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh.

[pointless-letters]

Today is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent.

[pointless-letters]

57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH.

[monkeyislandtwo]

i think "[sic]" is one of the funniest things of literature. like yeah this guy really wrote it out like that

[legendaryvermin]

For the uninitiated, you write [sic]—literally "this" or "so" in latin—to indicate that you haven't altered the wording or spelling. While it can be used to preserve a joke misspelling (aminals) or indicate that you know it looks weird (the Toronto Maple Leafs), it is also the most biting three letters that you can throw at a motherfucker who should know better.

[marlynnofmany]

Somebody made an error here and it sure wasn't me (derogatory)

[alivehouse]

lets start blair witching it in the corner. together

[alivehouse]

[littleguysdaily]

[unidentifiedspoon]

my turn at this one. ART is the feed? no. ART is the frame

[unidentifiedspoon]

part 2 of this. what if instead of be not afraid you said Be Afraid but joke's on you, asshole, it's been afraid its entire life

[tyaz]

[lolt64]

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[margindoodles2407]

ouagh lord of the rings really did say “it might be hopeless, it might be fatal, there may be no coming back— but it is always, always better to do something, to fight for what is good and true and beautiful, than to sit back and give into despair with an ‘it would have happened anyhow’”

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[trycijacks]

husband come home the kids miss you

[seabeck]

I met a friendly ball of lint today

[jehandant]

i really appreciate the very rare representation murderbot provides of when you think you're weird because of one thing (i.e autism, or being a secunit) and then you hang out with other people with the same thing and it turns out actually you're Still Weird

[twobabkas]

request: the stairwell kiss