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elvishness-deactivated20191104

my jehan is slowly turning into rapunzel

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

atiredhedgehog

The current queen of england is literally named Elizabeth II

bunniope

monarchs dont count as people

xslytherin

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

cicerooof

fuck your zodiac sign, what missing ancient text would you want still to be preserved??

turing-tested

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

archaeologicals-deactivated2016

fun facts!

leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.

stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.

aristotle tutored alexander the great.

abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.

an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.

pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.

pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other.

oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

jessicasuenicole

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

briarosie

Katie Hall as Fantine in Les Misérables, 2019.

taylorswifts13

library-mermaid-blog

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

nasa-official

how can you not think space is cool???? how can you not look at the sky and get completely fucked up thinking about it???? how can you think science is boring???????

warchiefwindrunner

DO WEREWOLVES HAVE TOE BEANS

stopaskingformykik

of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on

warchiefwindrunner

if there is a god, mine is surely a trickster, giving me the miracle of sight and of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said

liberalsarecool

Trump ruins bacon.

Every Trump policy makes things worse.

squidbroom

context for the joke: upton sinclair’s the jungle is a book from 1906 about the meatpacking industry both about the working conditions and how unsanitary it was. it led to numerous laws about federal oversight on the meatpacking industry (specifically inspection) during what was known as the progressive era.

lynati

Time to stop buying any and all pork products until this is fixed. Spread it around. PORK BOYCOTT. Bacon isn’t worth debilitating sicknesses that you’re likely to catch now that standards are going to be lowered in the industry in order to save money.

howdy-nyalll

Double checked this and it’s legit. I’d be really cautious about pork from here on out y’all.

neckkiss

“I have come to accept the feeling of not knowing where I am going. And I have trained myself to love it. Because it is only when we are suspended in mid-air with no landing in sight, that we force our wings to unravel and alas begin our flight. And as we fly, we still may not know where we are going to. But the miracle is in the unfolding of the wings. You may not know where you’re going, but you know that so long as you spread your wings, the winds will carry you.””

— C. JoyBell C. (via perrfectly)