He Boot Too Big For He Gotdamn Feet

Hailey. 24. Professional Lesbian. Things you might find around here: Star Wars, Black Mirror, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Toronto Blue Jays, Supergirl, Carmilla, and all of the abstract memes you could ever wish you didn't understand or find funny on some level. She/Her pronouns

[fishfingersandscarves]

Dear Julia, (a gift for a friend)

[peanut-ridley]

You are an absolute peach and I am so excited to see where your future takes you. xoxo K

This is so sweeeeet!!! 💜💜💜💜

[childoftimeandmagic]

Not as sweet as you and your fiancee are (HOLY CRAP YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED) 

[peanut-ridley]

friend I miss you!!!! We have to do coffee again soon!!!!! I KNOW LIKE WHAT THE HECK CEBWKSHW!!!!!!

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[adhdwerewolfgf]

mr sandman

man me a sand

[thesylverlining]

Make it the cutest man car door hook hand

[michaelmilkers]

i heard about those nifty pride month calendars so i made my own just so everyone knows who each day is dedicated to :)

[michaelmilkers]

hey guys its that time of year again :) i tried to switch it up a bit this time :)

[peanut-ridley]

You are an absolute peach and I am so excited to see where your future takes you. xoxo K

This is so sweeeeet!!! 💜💜💜💜

[lujanne]

[catboy-ouma]

adding a version from a gay man for u wlw out there

[peanut-ridley]

Deff thought this was about multi level marketing for a sec

[catlips001]

Roll for charisma to see if you can interact with this post.

[fuzzymarf]

[catlips001]

You interact with the post but all eyes are on you now. You have a gut nervous feeling but manage to say the first thing in your mind.

[fuzzymarf]

Sparkling water is just Angry Water

[catlips001]

Roll for intelligence.

[fuzzymarf]

[catlips001]

People agree but throw rocks at you for saying it.

[lumnch]

Tik tok was supposed to be vine 2 why did it instead become like the app equivalent of a haunted circus

[cat-lover-1001]

Ig : baron.0723

[thatsfackedahp-deactivated20160]

[coach-taylor]

This is so fucking real.

[tinychubbybarista]

[princesstigerbelle]

BOX FOR PLAY

[tangerinebonfire]

Look at this beautiful angel

[princesstigerbelle]

[peanut-ridley]

Omg congrats!

Thank you dude!!!

[peanut-ridley]

OH LORD!!!! CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS!!!!

[peanut-ridley]

Can’t believe I get to have a wife and be a wife!!!!

[odins-nose-deactivated20141228]

[ailurinae]

“Alex they’re mushrooms” is the new “Harold they’re lesbians”