dandelion

25 ~ she/they ~ just your average lesbian yearning for the sea

[sosaysdean]

the difference in how they did the vampire money intro is really killing me ( x x )

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[exigencelost]

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

[hugintheraven]

5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[unalivejournal]

Everything scares me i am only the size of one molecule

[valtsv]

looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[jolys-cane]

grantaire making out with joly the night before they all die is very. it’s something

[jolys-cane]

Adam Linstead said what if Grantaire was kind of a gay slut and then he went with it

[fullyerecteggplant]

[neomedievalist]

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

[2nowfort]

[beaft]

my friend who works in theatre just pointed out to me that WICKED is still showing tonight and the first line of that musical is "GOOD NEWS! SHE'S DEAD!" i really don't know how they're gonna work around that one

[beaft]

the cast of WICKED after holding a minute's silence and then immediately launching into the opening number:

[schrodingers--slut]

damn… the old cunt finally kicked it…. alexa, play another one bites the dust by… well. i shan’t say

[cherryjuicegf]

light is burning, as i am burning

because dreaming costs money, my dear - mitski / secret worlds - the amazing devil / the bomb - florence + the machine / king - the amazing devil

[sealwomen-deactivated20231204]

“she just died, try to have some respect, she was a human being” that sure is a lot of words to tell me you’re not indian or pakistani or bangladeshi or irish or welsh or scottish or jamaican or west indian or kenyan or south african or zimbabwean or working class or princess diana

[sealwomen-deactivated20231204]

or palestinian or indigenous australian or first nations canadian or māori or burmese or ghanaian or nigerian or literally any of prince andrews victims

[junerouclere]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[ladyshinga]

Scotland should declare independence real quick, while they’re not looking

[ladyshinga]

#AND WALES#and what’s this? ITS IRISH REUNIFICATION WITH A STEEL CHAIR 

so glad i read tags

[beefstrugglenoff]

[speaknowtaylor]

rip queen, I loved bohemian rhapsody :/