I'M HILARIOUS

U MAD? All you bitches is BASIC.

[kifeee]

[jelenatotesmez]

I love watching Bieber's career tank.

[dressedinslowmotion]

Abandoned farm home outside of town. There were 8 cars left there (The blue one pictured has a pitch fork in the windshield). There was still toilet paper in the bathroom, and pictures littered the counter. The basement wall had caved in and I couldn’t really go down there. All the mirrors and windows were broken, everything was left there. I have no idea what happened.

[yungbiochemist-deactivated20140]

man nosiness like this is what gets niggas killed in movies you saw help carved into the fucking wall and still kept nancy drewing your little ass around that demon portal

[thefuuuucomics]

you got a point hotbiochemist

[winemom-culture]

what the fuck is this

[achronicmasturbator-deactivated]

dont kermit suicide

[accioasiancock]

i need a moment

[jelenatotesmez]

Takes a lot of kermitment ;3

[pachibearz-deactivated20130315]

[jelenatotesmez]

Yes. Me too.

[beedomskingdom]

“And that is why I hate mckenzie zales. So. Fucking. Much.” 

Close enough

[jelenatotesmez]

OH GOD

[downeyjred]

Visit Original Link

[riced0ll]

[wakingfromthewater]

The level in the cup never rises.

The pot is never empty, its angle never changes.

I have seen forever.

[teavibes]

infiniTEA

[thundersh0cked]

dude

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

[markssailingthecrisscolfers-blog]

Then you won’t want to hear about my ship

[queeniegoldst]

[jelenatotesmez]

GIRL

[stoptheworld]

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Benson in Spring Breakers

[jelenatotesmez]

OH GOD

[jelenatotesmez]

Oscars: -plays Hedwig's Theme-

HP fandom: I HEAR THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE. THEY HAVE RETURNED

[jelenatotesmez]

you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING

WHAT DO I DO

ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES

FUCK

IT DROPPED MORE BABIES

MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH

YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES

FUCK MY LIFE

There is only one solution:

[fuckyeahselenita]

[street-savage-deactivated201304]

“Spring Breakers” Trailer

omfg what

[ohtheembarrassment]

whAT i dODNt unDErstaADN??????

whAt

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

I saw someone ask if this guy had a fandom yet and I'm not sure he does.

So reblog if you’re in the Fabulous Hobbit Set Decorator fandom.

[revolutionaryjo]

Crossover with Sue from Catering fandom?

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

[THE LOCH NESS MONSTER’S SONG]

[thatpixie]

THERE ARE TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE 

[jelenatotesmez]

WHAT THE FUCK I AM PEEING

[fuckyeahcoolbeans-deactivated20]

Visit Original Link

Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”

[shavingryansprivates-deactivate]

MY FACE HURTS FROM LAUGHING

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

MENAAAIIIII

WE BAH YUUUUUUUUUU

[jelenatotesmez]

I CANT OMFG

[shortvideosandstuff]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

OH GOD IT LEARNS SO CUTELY

[sirensofthesevenseas]

Rats are smart.

[hexsweeney]

WHEN IT PUT THE RING ON THEIR FINGER OH GOSH

[seawitchintraining-deactivated2]

rats are intelligent motherfuckers 

Many are even smarter than your dog or cat

dont ever underestimate them

[readyforsweaterweather-deactiva]

This explains why none of the Marauders suspected Peter Pettigrew of betraying them.

[jelenatotesmez]

I would just like to point out that these are mice........