The moment mama told me in a public setting she was having twins because she didn’t want me to make a scene. Let me tell you something. Not only was it a scene, it was an entire movie.
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The moment mama told me in a public setting she was having twins because she didn’t want me to make a scene. Let me tell you something. Not only was it a scene, it was an entire movie.
Never know where that next opportunity will come from
GIRL dont ask no question
She out here asking why when she should be responding to his message.
Y'all stay blocking your blessings 👀
I’d hit the praise dance & tell him to pull up! @thatkidcandice-rene
Her leg … the sink 😭😭😭
This is all too real 😂😂😩
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So this is why she was mad i didnt try anything… i was so confused 😩
Y'all don’t be understand the contortions we do to get the smooovest pussy
Yo half us don’t even need all that 😂 we’re just happy to be in the game
Real talk the I can only imagine the opportunities I’ve passed up smh can’t y'all just be straightforward?
Seriously why can’t you just be straightforward?
Lmao men are so clueless
Its not a hint when you say THE EXACT OPPOSITE of how you feel 🙄 aggy lol
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We don’t have the luxury of being straight forward.
and men don’t have the luxury of guessing whether or not you mean what you said because one wrong move and it’s 10yrs in rikers for attempted rape. all because we read a signal wrong. this is why i’m so glad i’m a grown ass man dating grown ass women. grown ass women know how to flirt, know how to tell you want they want, ain’t about that “hint” bullshit… fuck a grown ass woman will tell you straight up “you better come get this pussy.” hahaha.
a grown ass woman will tell you to come over and to bring a toothbrush.
a grown ass woman will tell you it’s cold outside but her mouth is warm.
a grown ass woman will tell you she’s the only thing on the menu tonight.
a grown ass woman will look you right in the eye, run her fingers across your lips and dare you NOT to kiss her.
a grown ass woman will kiss you right when you walk in like you’ve been away fighting a war for the last 10 years.
a grown ass woman will sit right on your fucking lap.
a grown ass woman will take your arm, wrap it around your waste and then back her booty right into you.
a grown ass woman will give you a glass of wine and straddle you.
she ain’t about misleading contradicting hints. she grown, she knows what she wants, go gets it and praise shanaynay for her!!
“I called you”
I know, I watched the phone ring
I will take a wild guess and say the guy was white.
im a little bit drunk right now but i’m laughing my ass off because wallace is literally the most sexless being ever brought into creation look at him
on a fuck scale of 0 to 10 he is easily a -30. he is nothing. he is a man in a sweater vest who eats cheese. he’s like a mormon fantasy.
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Thought that was asap 🤦🏾♂️
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I love this post 💕
What part of this isn’t horse name, is my question
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Black Panther
2018 I’m ready for this movie.
I hardly see any heroic posts about Muslims on here, so here you go.
I love that it takes the time to specify that his attack of choice was a flying kick
The hero the world needs
I remember this. But I feel we’re missing some key points. When it happened, he was out jogging with his puppy:
He heard screams and sprinted towards them. He jumped a fence, saw a man pinning a woman down and immediately fly-kicked him in the face, knocking him out. He then gave the woman his jacket because her dress was ripped and got her a taxi home. She only managed to get in contact with him and tell the papers cause she later found his driver’s license in the pocket of the jacket.
“If I see a person in danger then I will intervene. I would not want to ignore it and then read the next day that a woman had been raped or murdered.”
And his message to the attacker:
“He is a coward and a man with no morals. I won’t forget his face.”
“I won’t forget his face BECAUSE IT IS IMPRINTED IN THE SOLE OF MY SHOE.”
Bruh white Twitter was heated 😂
yo 😂😂😂😂💀💀