I Wanna Be A (Space) Cowboy, Baby

He/they; Humor, SciFi, TTRPGs, LANCER RPG, and cyberpunk stuff. Serial Complainer. I like robots a lot.

[jellyisyum]

Btw it is everyone's moral duty to play 1000xResist

[sirobvious]

[on the phone] “Yeah the tarot reader turned over a card and it was an old woman slowly dying in a house fire. Then the next one was the Heavy from TF2. … No, Red. Is that bad?”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

[cheaphalloweencostume]

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

[humiliationvictim]

Hello everyone, I am humilationvictim's mother. it is with a heavy heart that i inform you my daughter took her own life this evening due to the cyberbullying on this platform. what did you all think of her? did you like her or have a crush on her? tbh or rate /10?

[mizpasta]

been thinking about signalis again lately

[mchi22]

i fuckin hate games where u furnish/decorate a house because it reminds me i truly have no fucking idea what youre supposed to have in a room

[mchi22]

[rslashrats]

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[jellyisyum]

Now they say that being able to acknowledge that something you did was weird and cringe is a sign of growth because you wouldn't do that anymore but what if you get that feeling immediately after you say something and then keep doing it and you can't stop doing it and you know you're being insufferable the moment the words leave your mouth? Scientists still don't know!!!!!!!

[thehappysmiler]

At work hours you interact with my normalsona named hetero jessica

[artstationable]

Fernando Correa • “Soldado Eterno 2 ”

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[spiritdesireqwe]

commission KLBR

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[dogpuppy]

[warcrimesimulator]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.