free from dyes and perfumes

27 / midwest / corporate scientist

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[hollowboobtheory]

surprisingly difficult pill to swallow: most people are not playing 8 dimensional mind chess and can be taken at face value

[radiation]

We took 10 immunocompromised people on a trip to the Wisconsin Dells

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[mircalla]

you've been summoned for july duty

[3000s]

[umarell]

I should probably jerk off while the economy is still in my favour

[sadluckbrian]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Don’t even have a funny comment this one just resonated with me.

[tranchme1ster]

who wants to come over and be quiet

[godisafujoshi]

(Through walkie talkie static) Theres nothing quiet about the way i come. Over.

[badassdemonsword]

[comment-tube]

[wiionme]

[nutloaf]

[doginstrument]

Whatever. Go My Beatles

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

grind against her smooth chassis

[gazeldhazel]

(spent too long on Tumblr voice) actually the status quo is okay! It's okay to be the status quo! you don't have to be anything besides the status quo! #statusquoaffirmation #statusquosafe