Why do y'all baby Johnny Cade??? His best friends are Dallas aka The Tulsa Kiddie JumperTM and Ponyboy, Oklahoma's No.1 hater. He idolizes a guy with a rap sheet longer than the declaration of Independence. He sleeps on the ground on a regular basis. "Man I wish I had a weed right now" - Johnny Cade 1967, c'mon brah. He's not a shy baby, he's the fuckin quiet kid in the back of your english class with straight A's that you're worried is gonna snap someday cause he always smells like cigarettes and booze. He ain't stab the guy jumping him, he stabbed the one jumping Pony. He might be babygirl, but bro. That poor little abused shelter dog still knows how to bite. Probably more than any of 'em.














