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jellystud

i need lesbian yaoi right now

8syntheticanimal8

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

ifitbleedsbiteharder

everyone wants a mommy domme until shes drunk off 3 glasses of red and shes crying over your baby pictures and youre just sitting there sober and awkward and she hugs you really tight and falls asleep right there but its too tight and you cant get out and its too tight for you to really do any of the sex shit while shes out so you just kinda have to go to sleep yourself fully clothed on the couch at 9.30pm

#this is my girlfriend this is what i want

iwannabeaswampwitch

Lots of drama in our household

metanarrates

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

blckgirlacid

Art by: Catecismo

sunflower-sosa

Nigerian Pride 🏳️‍🌈🇳🇬

I meant to have this out yesterday. Happy belated pride. :)

eggpngg2

Atlanta Xplosion Boat Ride in 2010 hosted by Ikons Magazine, a publication for the LGBTQ community of color

cutecipher

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

bunnydaughters

why is everyone so goddamn nonchalant Im tired of it. be crazy and perverted

witchpassing

maybe the cold and squirming thing from beyond the stars isn't in the mood for tentacle rape this evening. maybe it'd like to bottom for a change. have you considered that

witchpassing

transmasc user fails to comprehend the joke of post about transmisogyny in an extremely condescending way. many such cases

stargazersasha1

returning to this brilliant post bc ive been getting really into centaurs lately for normal reasons and im really noticing that this is a trend there too. presumably this pervades in many terato spaces but im not extraordinarily active in many of those. anyway it’s already exhausting lol, it really hit me when i saw a random post that was like “centaur gf” and one of the things was “big spoon obviously” and it reallyyyy made me pause and go holdddd on lol. obviously centaurs are pregnant with metaphor but omfg maybe the huge horse girl wants to be cuddled too bitch. it happens with werewolves too and it’s just so obvious. why would a girl with a wolfcock exist if not to breed. why would a girl with a horsecock exist. and like, god, the most frustrating thing abt this is is that i know it probably seems ridiculous from the point of anyone who’s not a trans girl lol.

tl:dr; if you have a tentacle monster gf, or a centaur gf or a werewolf gf, you better be doing crazy shit to her prostate. and hold her. and get her flowers. you all treat any remotely monstrous woman as a phallus and it’s annoying!! come up with something else!