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vitabreva

mzmzmzmz-deactivated20260529

one-time-i-dreamt

piendish

sad day in the new’s

horriblewarlock

DEVIOUS GNOME WAITS TO AMBUSH TRAVELLERS

shittttyproblems

are u going to make it weird or do i have to??

oursystemblog

kushblazer666

stealpeanutbutter

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

serafaina

This in the biz is what we call a "symptom"

amwult

you contradict yourself because you contain multitudes. i contradict myself because i am wrong.

1marry

kosmogrl

they need to invent a word worse than procastinating just for me

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

handsomeboymodelingschool

You need to draw and make art or else all the images will stay in your head and you'll get sick

puppy95

David Shrigley

redstonedust

confiscating cis peoples gender until they can learn to be normal about it. sorry you spent too much time talking about how men and women are 'supposed' to act, you're getting put in nonbinary time out. sit on the naughty step. no gender until dinner time.

redstonedust

whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.