(´•ω•̥`)

honestly? same

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[cannibalchicken]

[damnbluewires]

completely enamoured with this beast

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[dogpuppy]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[wilted]

[caats]

[dysfunctionalroomba]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[dogpuppy]

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present

[rslashrats]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

[mothman-etd]

[thoughts-ofawriter]

all of my characters are idiots. I cannot change this

[h-brook-writes]

they say to write what you know, and I know nothing

[corporationkills]

crazy frog is just normal frog to the joker

[inkedintothepaper]

The joker is just some guy to crazy frog

[jasontoddiefor]

Modern Sherlock Holmes but he’s a 27 year old, drinks energy drinks only, is astonishing polite and has no idea how the solar system works because it was never relevant to a case but can name every every person involved in making Super Mario Bros because he did need that for a case once.

Watson is continuously appalled about his eating habits and makes vague posts on Twitter that ends in threads like

Watson: “My roommate noticed only today that he can label his email inboxs but took apart his entire bloody laptop two weeks ago.”

Person: “This reminds me of the post about the roommate who couldn’t turn on the coffee machine but remembers like 500 numbers of pi”

Watson: “I’ll be delighted to inform you that this is the very same roommate.”

[trainthief]

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

[milf-adjacent]

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

[casgirl]

Me: misses the charging port while trying to plug my phone in

The bbc sherlock who lives in my head: