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Im Allison, im 17 and Im from Indiana, land of corn. This is a multi-fandom/humor/feminist blog! I tend to clog dashes and hit post limit, a lot! Explore that little box in the upper left hand corner, to discover some hidden options! I happen to have a second blog, and it is called more-jembrokeme ! Dont be afraid to message me, I love to talk:)

[sixpenceee]

A doctor chronicled the progression of Alzheimer’s disease in one of his patients by collecting her signatures from medical forms over several years. 

[healingsuggestions]

Don’t you dare ever think that if you disappeared, nobody would miss you. Because I promise, somebody would miss you for the rest of their life.

[stacylambe]

That moment when your sister totally cheers you on as you talk to Ryan Reynolds.

[sixpenceee]

Obama’s reaction to a baby dressed as a Pope.

[jembrokeme]

I just filled out my first ever job application.

oh shit sons we are approaching adulthood swiftly.

[24ozsteak]

me: i need to save money

me: (gets paycheck)

me:

[ruinedchildhood]

[skygenders]

gotta love roller coaster tycoon

[eva-420]

i like this video because its a relic of the Before Times, like i love the 6-second cinematography that goes into vines but sometimes we forget the value of delayed gratification

[kekotelli]

[insight-jd]

HOW THE FUCK 

[ambris]

That has got to be one of the most clever uses of transparency I’ve seen on this site yet.

[mr-prism]

we interrupt your regularly scheduled lack of meaningful content, to bring you

[goddammitleah]

but how did you…

[brash-and-bold123-deactivated20]

the most embarrassing email ive ever had to sent to tumblr support

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

i love this

[driflloon]

mood: those people who were playing the instruments while the titanic was sinking

[chronicthoughts]

If you get pulled over by a cop and you have weed put that shit in an envelope with a stamp, it's illegal to go through mail.

[sodamnrelatable]

[swimming-northbound-deactivated]

The person who thought of that is actually a genius. 

[therealbigsketch-deactivated201]

God oh god. I needed that

[kingxcbk]

Some of em gon still do it though. Especially if you black. But at least it’ll keep you safe from the ones following the law

[thesnobbyartsyblog]

If they do go through it, your lawyer will get it dismissed because it was an illegal search. If he’s not a court appointed lawyer.

[ladytranquility]

I don’t smoke weed but imma reblog this anyway to save a life

[moneypyramids]

Thank you

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

Is it true?

[piscescapsag]

If its dankity dank they could smell it through the bag and envelope and that counts as probable cause

[wruzka]

i find the fact that i will probably never experience a sword fight in my entire life terribly tragic

[dixontwd-blog1]

[downset]

[femboy-fever]

Shove a cucumber up your ass

That’s unsanitary, people eat those.

[hetcharacteroftheday]

Why would a cucumber make your ass no longer safe to eat

[hetcharacteroftheday]

[the-laissez-pharaoh]

What have they done to Leo!!

[pavelow]

Gave him a nice set of boots

[sherryfrajer]

just goofin!!! new boot goofin!!!!

[cryptid-sighting]

put him back to normal