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Will: Did you know if you smile with your teeth, you can’t breathe?

Gabriel: *smiles*

Will, with his hands around Gabriels throat: I said you can’t breathe

Jem, arriving at the institute: I’m Jem, and you are?

Will: Bi, apparently

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Will: so, you like bad boys, huh?

Tessa: Yeah

Will: tell her, Jem

Jem: he’s just the absolute worst

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Nobody:

James “no homo” Carstairs: god I fucking L O V E Will Herondale

💖💖💕💖oh fuck 💗💓💞💝

💞💓oh shit I’m so sorry guys 💗

💕💖💖I’m dropping my love for will💕💘

💖💗💓💞all over the place 💝💞💓

💗💖💘fuck I’m so sorry 💕💘💖

💗💞💝💝💞oh god 💓💓💓💓💗💗

💖💘💕💖💗oh no 💓💞💝

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Will, holding Church in the air: Stinky

Jem: No!

Will, swinging him back and forth: Stinky bastard man

Jem: No!!!!!!

Tessa, from the other room: Stinky boy, Brat cat

Jem: NOOOOO!!!

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Will, spinning Jem in a circle: the world really does revolve around me

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Wills Ghost telling Kit

Kit about Demon

Pox at 3am

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Tessa: okay Will, kiss the prettiest person in the room

Will: Jem?

Jem: uh okay

Will: can you move? You’re blocking the path to the mirror.

Will at three am, having snuck into the silent city to embroider a dick onto Jems silent brother robes: he’s gonna fucking love this

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Jem: what do you have?

Will: A KNIFE

Jem and Tessa in haunting unison: N O

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Jem: hey bro can I talk to you for a sec?

Will, already stepping off the roof: yeah I’ll be right there

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*Will pulling the shower curtain back while Tessa’s in the shower*

Will: Have you — stop screaming it’s just me — have you seen Jem?

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Jem: Will, I’d die for you

Will, with knives already out: I’d like to see you try

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Jem: Will is good and pure and can do no wrong

Gabriel: but...

Jem: you don’t have all the facts

Gabriel: which are?

Jem: I love him

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*police sirens in the distance*

James Carstairs, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me

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Will *enters room late and disheveled*: sorry I’m late I was doing stuff

Gabriel *enters room, also disheveled*: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS

Jem: this year, I lost my dear friend Will

Will: Stop Telling Everyone I’m Dead

Jem: sometimes I can still hear his voice

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