euuuh comment dit-on... fuck

this was supposed to be a langblr but now it’s just memes making fun of the french

[jemenfou]

making a post so i don’t get deactivated for inactivity lol

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[captain-acab]

dnd item: an enchanted hot tub that compels its occupants to confront each other over any grievance they have been holding onto

it’s called a j’accusi

[rumman]

this is so funny

[rumman]

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

HATE languages

- Physical violence

- Acts of disservice

- Words of malice

- Gift removing

- Wretched time

[kaijuno]

- French

[knightcore]

me: *neglects my duo lingo app*

The Duolingo Owl:

[the-sapphic-raven]

You (derogatory)

[thepleasuregoblin]

Japanese language be like

[princechorus]

my housemate is a linguistics major

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

It’s weird how Japanese doesn’t have proper swearing. It’s really just saying the word disrespectfully

[vamp-shade]

Sometimes, that is all u need

[nationalgirlfriend]

[funny-tik-toks]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[zukosgay]

diseases in english are like “oh you have conjungitivitistittis. :)”

german meanwhile is like “you have hurty tummy syndrome :////”

[zukosgay]

going to a doctor in english: my esophagus seems to be inflamed and my trachea is itchy

going to a doctor in german: uwu dokteur, my eat-tube and breathe-tube are hurty :[[

dokteur: ahhh, yes, that is the eat-tube-and-breathe-tube-itchy-hurty-syndrome, here have some ibuprofen

[the-illusion-of-sanity]

“i need to go see the otolaryngologist” “oh you mean the throat-noses-ears-doctor?”

[zukosgay]

birth control vs. antibabypillen

[toes-or-not]

getting a ride 2 tge hospital in an ambulance vs. getting a ride 2 the sickhouse in a sickwagon

[from-ib-to-asshai]

English speakers: I have a concussion

Germans: I have a B R A I N V I B R A T I O N

[parisbian]

🎁🌹 french practice questions 🔮💖

Salut mes abonnés bien-aimés ! Comme vous le savez, je conspire de vous faire interagir avec moi, donc je ne m'oublie pas mon français ! Par conséquent, j'ai écrit des questions qui sont sous ! Je vous invite à poser des questions à moi, ou m'envoyez tes réponses. (Ou, bien sûr, je vous encourage de reblogger (?) (help) (you know what i mean) les questions, pour les utiliser avec vos abonnés !

Because even I, in all my infinite denial, must admit that most people reading this speak english and not french, i’m writing this bit in english. I just made up some questions for a langblr ask tag thing (because most of them are about langs, which i love, but i think you should be able to talk about all kinds of things in your tls!) I’m putting english translations to the questions because i encourage you to use them for any language, not just french! (Plus, i know my french leaves a lot to be desired, so hopefully the english helps with ambiguity!)

🌹1. C'est quoi le conseil numéro un que tu donnerais à ton soi antérieur ? (Number one piece of advice for your past self?) 

🌹2. Si tu avais pu inventer n'importe quoi, qu'est-ce qu'il serait ? (If you could’ve invented anything, what would it be?)

🌹3. Qu'est-ce que tu considères être la qualité la plus importante dans une personne ? (What do you consider the most important quality in a person?)

🌹4. Qu'est-ce que tu ferais pendant ta journée finale sur la terre ? (What would you do with your last day on earth?)

🌹5. Sur quoi est-ce que tu peux dépendre pour te remonter le moral quand tu es triste ? (What reliably cheers you up when you’re sad?) 

🌹6. Quels sont tes buts pour l'avenir ? (What are your goals for the future?)

🌹7. L'histoire de ton béguin prémier ? (First crush story?)

🌹8. C'est quoi ton signe astrologique ? (Star sign?)

🌹9. C'est quoi ta peur la plus inexplicable ? (Most inexplicable fear?)

🌹10. C'est quoi ton mot préféré ? (Favourite word?)

🌹11. Un espace vide, pour la question de ton choix !  (Blank space, for the question of your choice!)

🌹12. Question bonus pour les personnes gaies ! C'était quoi ton histoire de coming out/ta prise de conscience de ta sexualité ? (🎉Bonus round for the gays🎉 what was your coming out story/realisation of your sexuality?

J'espère que vous les aimez! - Miri 🗼

[fuckyeah2000s]

[thebusistudent]

THERE IS A FONT THAT IS DESIGNED TO MAKE U REMEMBER EVERYTHING

I don’t usually share a whole lot but THIS IS INCREDIBLE 

http://sansforgetica.rmit/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=Sans_Forgetica&utm_content=Launch_Video

[coffeeandnotebooksandpens]

I’ve been using this for my APUSH notes and I absolutely LOVE it! Sure I get strange looks from my teacher when he looks over my shoulder at what I’m typing, but whatever works, works, right?

[thebusistudent]

I’m SO happy that this reached so many people oh my goodness

It’s such an incredible project and I hope it has helped heaps of you amazing students to study <3 

[saph-studies]

This is so cool 🦔

[tiny-personal-university-thing]

Reblogging for later.

[bookandslugclub]

It’s called Sans Forgetica! Designed by a team of researchers at Australia’s Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology, whose idea was to create a slightly more difficult reading experience, forcing the reader to absorb each word as they stare at it. [x]

[archaeologistproblems]

I know a lot of my followers on here are students, so: this seems cool and might help a few of you!

[studyuwus]

Is juggling French, Spanish, English, Korean + Latin a good idea? No.

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

I can’t stop cackling at this

[grootpoepjeplasjehoofd]

Translation for the culturally illiterate (non-Francophones)

Hey people! What’s up? My colleagues and I are enthusiastic about joining a really active group aiming to overthrow the state, fuck the cops, and to do some vandalism. Where are you guys at? You got photos of yourselves to help us find you?

[autumntides]

[bintrushd]

“Alors on danse” by Stromae with a Moroccan spin. 

[nevver]

Anatomically correct, Camille Renversade