it's like magic

Martina | 26 | ♎ | ~ tired 24/7 ~

[sacred-portal]

[my-dailydreams]

[neshamama]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[spidersinmysoup]

They're selling bush on temu

[mothercunter-unlimited]

The nefarious consecuences of the industrial revolution

[spidersinmysoup]

Just like Marx warned us

[junglejim4322]

Sometimes watching people be insanely confident in being wrong is kind of inspirational like damn maybe I should be more delusionally sure of myself too

[pineplapple]

I remember october like it was yesterday

[greeniery]

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[sorypsoid]

[tuxankhamun]

my liege we your council would not advise this course of action but we all agree it would be pretty funny regardless

[dogpuppy]

[ros-sauce]

I love being into biology Especially disease research because it means I never get recommended normal headlines ever

[tnbc-thoughtsandheadcanons]

WHO WAS GONNA TELL ME YOU GET A LITTLE JACK O LANTERN IF YOU LIKE A POST WITH HALLOWEEN TAGS

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

jacking off on halloween like a fucking crankenstein

[fartbong-rewritten]

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011

[dogpuppy]