[nitrosplicer]

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

[velidewrites]

How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane

[kristina100000]

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

[starjasmines]

women matter.

[kristina100000]

sorry

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s not actually survival of the fittest; it’s survival of the fit enough.

[just-shower-responses]

uhm, no, officer, it’s not “drinking and driving,” i drank BEFORE i started driving! 😂 [gets arrested forever]

[tsunderemployee]

how the fuck did this site outlast twitter

[tsunderemployee]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

one thing to miss about porn on tumblr is how ridiculous people acted like. there was this one catfish on here who would steal other people’s dick pics and pretend they were all him. he’d post circumcised one day and uncut the next like… sir.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[galileoace]

Oh no.

[tulipsofthemorning]

[yms1]

ⓘ This user needs a long break from everything.

[capricornsister]

going into the woods is very very healing

[cosmicanger]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Hallmark channel has murder mysteries, but the Hallmark store doesn’t have cards specifically for people who were murdered.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Socks do not get enough credit for being able to be worn on both feet

[msexplorer]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Hot dogs are a perfect example that humans don’t care what they eat as long as it taste good

[rabdoidal]

for the love of fucking god let me reblog ads tumblr

[saffron-not-so-joy]

is that a fucking game boy cartridge case?

[pancakeke]

this is a legit lifehack because keeping a condom in your wallet is bad news. the friction from it being in your pocket or jostled around wears down the latex and can cause it to tear. if you keep one on you in a gameboy cart case that won’t be an issue because no one will have sex with you

[tvandfilm]

The Lost City (2022) dir. Aaron Nee, Adam Nee