Jenna's Fiasco

Welcome to my messy life. I love music, i'm random, i'm broken, please fix me? Twitter - @jennasfiasco

[gemielicious]

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

[the midnight sun cullen family meeting]

[edwardfucks]

jdkfksjgkdkhkdjdjdjgldkf we’ve peaked everyone can delete now

[gobblechopstv]

[fanonical]

what’s the betting that potterwatch was just a radio project lee jordan was doing in his spare time and never actually stopped after the war

[sugar-dollie]

“Harry Potter was spotted at the local farmers market today, good choices in produce Harry! Gotta love the organics”

[freddieandersen]

he’s the only reporter harry will talk to other than giving official statements when he has to as an auror

“I’m speaking to Harry Potter today after the long-awaited conclusion of the trial of quadruple murderer Waldorfus Grenoble. Harry, may I ask you a question regarding the trial?”

“Sure, Lee, I have to be back at work in ten but give it a go.”

“What is in the curry you had for lunch yesterday during the recess? It smelled fantastic and I have to know.”

“Thanks for asking, Lee. I’ve recently come across a book of my great-grandmother Priyanka’s notes on her Punjabi cooking and I’ve been trying to recreate her food. I liked that one but Ginny said it was too sweet so I’m making adjustments.”

“Fantastic. Great stuff. Next up we have an update on You-Know-Who’s whereabouts. Not Voldemort obviously– he’s six feet under, it’s been around 2500 days now and he’s still going strong, no sign of him being not dead any time soon.”

“You’re correct, Lee, he’s dead as a doornail and he’s going to stay that way. You do realize you don’t need to refer to your infant daughter as ‘You-Know-Who,’ right?”

“Sophie starts screaming if either of her dads talks about her and we don’t know why. Any suggestions, and any idea where she is now?”

“Oliver was walking her up and down the hallway outside the World Cup Regulatory Office last I saw her. As for the screaming, with James we gave him the miniature dragon from the Triwizard in ‘94 and that entertained him pretty well.”

“You heard it here first folks, Harry Potter thinks dragons are an appropriate substitute for pacifiers! Thanks for your time, Harry.”

“Any time, Lee.”

“Next week’s password is anything that will make our six-month-old go to sleep for longer than four hours. Signing off, this has been Potterwatch with River and the man himself, Harry Potter.”

[xx-thedarklord-xx]

I needed this

[scienceshenanigans]

Good afternoon, the academic culture of “if you’re not overworking, you don’t deserve success” is unhealthy.

[hotboyproblems]

“sir you can not get a restraining order against spiders”

[meetingthestoryteller]

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

That last part hurt my heart

[redmysteryalexx]

I’m laying in my bed, in my house and all I want to do is go home

This means something different to everybody (via redmysteryalexx)

[fairhies]

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

[cerebralscrawl]

Honestly I think the scariest thing about having a mental illness is when you describe an aspect of it that you’ve accepted as part of your everyday life to someone else and they find it frightening and suddenly you realise that it is frightening, you’d just forgotten

[dhampirfangs]

Only 90s kids remember the “Leo never won an oscar” meme

[planetearthe]

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

[afatbabe]

and I have a friend who wants to have sex but doesn’t want a baby.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

[dollhandinfection]

i take birth control because it makes me not have periods and it makes me feel less dysphoric because im transgender

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

[its-called-whiskey-deactivated2]

i take birth control because i have endometriosis and will pass out due to the extreme pain from cramps. i’ve ended up in the hospital from it.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

[tingedlighter]

my cousin takes birth control because it helps with her ovaries and reduces the cysts so she doesn’t have to get another surgery.

don’t fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people.

[modernmajorjeneral]

I don’t take birth control. I don’t currently need it in my life. But lots of other people do for various reasons and those are none of my business, it is between them and their doctor. 

don’t fucking tell me or them that birth control isn’t crucial to people. 

[palidesuka]

[thevelvetdevil]

This made me feel better

[eyebrow-incident]

Phantom! At the opera

[bpd-dylan-hall-deactivated20190]

ah, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is there, inside my mind

[madmaninachair-deactivated20140]

Do you ever memorize a person’s voice? Like you can construct a sentence in your mind that that person’s never said, and yet you hear them say it.

[glitterstimdealer]

Is that a thing people can do?????????

[pokemonrubysapphiremoved]

yea 

[mirrorgemstone]

there are people that cant do that??????????

[herpowerisherown]

We are a chosen few. We have a great power.

[wewerealltoblame]

It’s called echoic memory

[wyvern-flight-deactivated201502]

That reminds me…

You’re welcome.

[mysporkwilleatyou]

Good shit here.

[bradpitts-deactivated20151122]

in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller

[akamuffintop]

I wouldn’t even give up a free Wendy’s Frosty for Ross Geller.

[mooglemain]

me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong

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