My Imagination

My name is Jennie and I like aquariums. Remember that time you asked me if I was paying attention and I said "No"? Here's what I was thinking about.

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A fun College Humor video where I play a wife and mother.

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I got a new reel! Made by the very talented Jacob Reed. Is this a weird thing to post on here?

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I have been watching the Olympics from the weird Industrial Revolution/Internet Rave opening ceremonies to Michael Phelps’ record breaking 19th Olympic medal swim last night. Normally I don’t really care about the Olympics that much. I certainly didn’t in 2008. I have basically zero...

[jenniepie]

"The accomplishment of an individual is not diminished when it is shared."

[retiredblogofmine]

Azealia Banks - Fierce 

“She said ‘Miss Thing, you think you’re fierce?’

I said ‘Of COURSE’

She said ‘All Queens think they’re fierce”

I said ‘Miss Thing, all Queens and ME!’”

[jenniepie]

If I could tag Jackie Johnson on here like it were Facebook, I would.

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[funnyordie]

KFOD News: NBA Finals

The KFOD Local News Team hits the streets to learn more about the hot hoops hysteria.

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More spins, slams and jams from KFOD!

[jenniepie]

The gentlemen at Magic Hugs let me eat their used food.

[funnyordie]

KFOD Local News: Gas Prices

The KFOD News Team investigates the tomfoolery behind rising gas prices.

[jenniepie]

Taxi crabs

[funnyordie]

KFOD Local News: Game of Thrones

What exactly is this “Game of Thrones” everyone is talking about?

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Gamier than a King of Thrones

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KFOD News is on the air!

[jenniepie]

This was so much fun to do. Everyone involved is a wonderful and funny weirdo. And there are no Game of Throne spoilers!

[jackiesface]

Don’t know if yall knew but I went to eyelash extension school to up my Business lady game and I’m offish OPEN FOR BUSINESS. Here is my kickass logo done by Craig Bradley and my latest before-and-after I did on my pal Kathryn. I go for the natural glam look. 

If you want your lashes did, hit up [email protected] for info!

xoxoxo

[jenniepie]

Girrrrl make that money. Sell those spideys.

[jenniepie]

Oh thank god. I've just been standing here, staring at my head in the mirror and getting so very tired. My fists are holding the prettiest blond hair. I wonder whose it is? And my cheeks are wet. But are those tears? Or blood? Oh dear, my husband will be so upset. 

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Congratulations.

[jenniepie]

Foley Artiste

Written by Marlene Maginot. Directed by Luke Barats. And starring MEEEEEE!!

I'm real excited about this one. A great job all around I think.

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We’ll be putting up a live sketch AND a brand-new video over at El Cid tonight, and so will a handful of other talented people. More details for the legitimately interested here.

[patrickc]

Come to this!! I mean if you want.

[jenniepie]

I'm in a video in this tonight! You wanna go?

[jenniepie]

I'll be on this show tonight as a recurring character named Pepper. 9:30pm on ABC. Tune in if that suits you! My good friends Marisa and Dave of Dealbreaker fame wrote for the show too if that suits you even more!

[gibblertron]

I don’t understand a lot of things. I don’t understand why my neighbor is pursuing a career as a 1990’s electronic music artist. I don’t understand why the ice cream shop near my house considers two scoops of ice cream one scoop. And I don’t understand how women, educated journalists, can be so...

[jenniepie]

"It’s like a weird competition all women are participating in, where no one really knows the rules and there’s no winners and everyone is sad"

Well put Gibbers.

[verymarykate]

very maggie smith

[heyelaine-blog]

No more Mary-Kate, just Maggie Smith from now on.  

[theotherdavidyoung-blog]

This is fantastic.

[jenniepie]

"Very witty. Now my titty"