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Damn the man! Save the Empire.

Try Hinge, they said. It's so much better than Tinder, they said.

Redundant, no?

Take This Waltz (2011)

Basically this week's #serial. #mycousinvinny

My favorite Christmas movie.

Worrying never really served me, but when we worry, we feel safe. Thinking about our problems over and over again gives us a sense of security, which is of course false, but it's at lease something we can hold onto, and that gives us the feeling of "at least doing something."

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#yep

They finally figured out their angle.

newyorker

Roz Chast goes back to school, in this week’s issue of the magazine.

Cartoon by Roz Chast

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Remembering that September back in 1994, when I was Mollie.

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I wish I could tell you it gets better, but it doesn’t get better; you get better. You think it’s been easy? I’ve gone up, I’ve gone down, I’ve been bankrupt, I’ve been broke. But you do it, and you do it because … because we love it more than anything else. That’s why you do it. You want a real job? Honey, there are a million things you can do. But what we do is not a job … what we do is a calling, my dear. We make people happy.

Reblogging Joan Rivers' monologue from 'Louie' because it is still the best.

#RIP