Jen.

they/them

[neverwonderneverremember]

i can't eat breakfast because they stopped making good youtube videos

[maxxie-or-smth]

everything is getting worse and thats why it's SO so important that we have fun and hang out and play and im being serious im being unimaginable amounts of serious

[anarqueeen]

you fucking idiot. you misread a social encounter. we're gonna fucking kill you

[mircalla]

you should be able to say "line" if you don't know what to say in a social situation

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft consonant sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[stroebe2]

June and July are the same months btw. They want you to think they're two different months but it's the same month that's 60 days long. Same way August is actually August and the first half of September

[egberts]

i remembered i needed to do something, forgot, remembered again, and then forgot again. it's like the memory hokey pokey over here

[achillesinhighheels]

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[luguuuu]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[jame7t]

Ohhh the earthly delights

[cryptotheism]

Girls when the delights are earthly

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[sour-echinacea]

in some way i have failed every single social interaction i have ever had

[queercomposer]

JEN D'QUEER??? IS ANYONE HERE JEN D'QUEER???

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[jennijmae]

NO. I DELETED SIX PHOTOS. I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE SIX PHOTOS

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

it’s going to be okay but it is also going to be different