Sincerely, your imaginary friend...

I'm Jen, thirty and flirty and thriving bitches! ...also screaming internally at all times.    jenrenfieldhandmade is my handmade/DIY-blog and hands-in-the-dirt is my houseplant blog

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25

[thememedaddy]

[clothedinblack]

Even the thrift shops are filled with fast fashion now

[k4it1in]

Every man I encounter is like a punishment from god

[depsidase]

[selkiewizard]

Me reading a recipe that in no way requires crispy chili oil: the crispy chili oil is implied

[cryptiddies]

my boomer trait is that I’m never going to download tiktok. if you send me a tiktok that I can’t watch in my internet browser, I’m not watching it

[baravaggio]

happy international female orgasm day to all who celebrate

[baravaggio]

everyone complaining that they missed it it’s still 8/8 somewhere drop trow and get busy soldiers

[le-freaknasty]

gash is coming back!

(this is the shade gerard wore during revenge for those who dont know)

[annabellioncourt]

hoLY SHIT

[gothiccharmschool]

I have no idea if I’ll wear it much, but HELL YES I’M BUYING IT.

(Please oh please bring back the OG formula lipstick.)

[pitbolshevik]

to be fair the only non-disappointing face reveal i can remember is charlie cr1tikal

[pitbolshevik]

finding out some faceless gamer dude with a monotone voice looked like THIS was the single most memorable part of 2015 for me

[sleepy-bebby]

[feministism]

[doyouknowwhatimeme]

[parasitoidism]

Being a weird little girl as a kid provides two options to you: becoming transgender or becoming a weird adult woman. Both of which are things the world needs more of

[shynestar]

[765576509880909575-deactivated2]

men will make a reddit post saying their gf is weird and then describe the coolest woman imaginable

[killrockstar]

and i wouldn't lie i never really wanted more than what i ever really needed after all someone that hates to see me go