IntoMyWeb

Mostly good, ridiculously lazy, and entirely, unhealthily obsessive.

[tomhollandhollaatme-deactivated]

Me whenever Peter Parker comes on the screen during Civil War

[marvelgotmelike]

Steve: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of the items you have lost throughout your life.

Sam: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.

Clint: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding that.

Tony: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years.

Peter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Bucky: Mental stability, my old friend!

Bruce: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[junebug-draws]

you know what i love? peter parker and his parental figures :’)

i’ve been trying to post these for half an hour, who knew i needed to go incognito so tumblr would let me fucking upload this i feel like every distorted mii theme is playing in my soul all at once fuck 

dont repost.

[spideylilparker]

And that my friends is today's Tea ☕

[marvel-lous-things]

Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore

Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:

[sanerontheinside]

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

[elfwreck]

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

[neighborhood-merc]

early spideypool be like

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

A Friendly Reminder

- Deadpool is insecure - Deadpool has chronic pain - Deadpool is submissive in bed - Deadpool is pansexual - Deadpool lifts up his mask so Hawkeye can read his lips - Deadpool is a blonde - Deadpool’s initials are WWW - Deadpool had an abusive father - Deadpool’s mother died from cancer - Deadpool fell in love with a teenager - Deadpool left her because he didn’t want to hurt her - Deadpool had a daughter - Deadpool didn’t believe she was his because she was too beautiful - Deadpool had to be dragged away from his daughter’s dead body by Cap and Wolverine - Deadpool carries Hello Kitty band aids - Deadpool is good with kids - Deadpool can’t be killed by Ghost Rider because he doesn’t think he’s done anything wrong - Deadpool hates himself - Deadpool used to curl up in a ball and mumble about his skin hurting - Deadpool is married to the queen of the undead - Deadpool reads his own comics

Conclusion: Wade Winston Wilson is a beautiful man who must be protected.

[damionaerynstarr]

Let’s not forget: - Deadpool knows sign language - Deadpool took a bullet for Hawkeye because Clint can’t regenerate but he can - Deadpool has tried to kill himself numerous times before - Deadpool turned his back on DEATH ITSELF to help his fellow inmates escape The Farm - Deadpool spent months trying to save Cable - Deadpool was in turn saved by Cable numerous times - Seriously, freaking Jesus-messiah-complex Cable saw something in Deadpool worth saving - Deadpool is a beautiful, wonderfully complex character that I will fight to protect

[wait-till-they-hear-about-this]

- Deadpool and Cable refer to the end of their friendship as “our divorce” - Deadpool bought diapers for Hope - Deadpool has a dog - Deadpool didn’t become like his dad - Deadpool is a good person

- Deadpool spends all his money on ammo and pain meds 

[pilgrimkitty]

- Deadpool is broke 75% of the time 

- Deadpool tells kids that he’s Spider-Man

- Deadpool refused to look at Spider-Man’s face when he swapped costumes with him because “bros don’t out bros” - Deadpool did work in the Spider-Man suit, but REFUSED TO KILL while wearing the Spider-Man suit because Peter wouldn’t have killed and he didn’t want Peter’s rep to be linked to murder.

[thetimelordwizard]

[youmadsaboutit]

Also

- Deadpool is just freaking amazing

[lesbian-deadpool]

THIS. THIS IS WHY I LOVE HIM.

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[waynetechlegos-deactivated20200]

First of all, don’t dare say that the only thing in this is his height that’s Hmmm, worthy. It’s clearly the McSpaghetti on the menu!

[therobotmonster]

Chicken McDo?

[dollsahoy]

https://soranews24.com/2013/05/04/we-try-a-one-piece-chicken-mcdo-with-mcspaghetti-at-mcdonalds-in-the-philippines/

[hooker-hoodlum-deactivated20211]

Give me the tall man and the McFood.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[floralls]

Wisconsin Horizons by Phil Koch

[yellowpoet]

My aesthetic: when you take off your glasses on a highway and all the lights go soft and smudged, a trail of amber behind you like a quiet afterthought

[troyetroyetroye]

My aesthetic: keeping my own glasses on so I can see the road and not die

[momoiroinkremade]

[theriu]

Im so sorry youve been trapped in the passenger seat all these years Yellow.

[yellowpoet]

GOD PLEASE LET ME OUT I MISS MY FAMILY

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[lesbianshepard]

no offense but the new aladdin remake looks like hot garbage and literally nobody asked for it.

this looks like some direct to tv afterschool special not a multi million dollar budget

[lesbianshepard]

jasmine: alright. clearly inspired by the original animated costume. looks very bollywood and pretty

aladdin: hello fellow kids. life on the street ages you terribly but i am totally an 18 year old boy on the streets of agrabah and not a well put together 30 something year old retail manager who bought this outfit at the gap.

genie: well that’s certainly will smith.

[colethewolf]

Bish, idgaf…I wanna fuck Jafar

[scerek]

Rest in peace, Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)

Stan Lee + MCU cameos (2008–2018)

[sh2jw]